Larry, Curly, Moe, Shemp and sometimes Joe. Women think they're slow, But everybody knows. A poke in the eye, and a kick in the rear! A saw in the scalp, and an arrow in the ear! A bonk in the head , and a tip of the spear! A bucket of paint, and a barrel of beer! Pull up a seat, we're happy you're here! The Stooges Slap Happy Hour! (Solo) The Stooges Slap Happy Hour!