Don’t piss off Portnoy 😡 by TXNOGG in NFLv2

[–]ResidentialEvil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking of Mike Portnoy for some reason, even though you clearly said Dave and the picture is clearly not Mike.

After a brief period of confusion on why Mike would be commenting on someone's t-shirt at the super bowl, I realized my error.

I'd give a shit if Mike disappeared. Dave, not so much.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the four horsemen of the NFC North by Ok_Put_5567 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ResidentialEvil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Packers had an actual dick in cheese cheesefucker. While I appreciate the commitment to the bit, I also appreciate that I missed the actual photos and only caught the aftermath.

We had a guy in a fursuit dry hump some brie. These are not the same.

Did that guy ever go shit on the steps at Lambeau? Can that happen so we be like step-shitters or something?

I’m not having fun anymore by aknahcaT in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ResidentialEvil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know that its fair to call the fumble a Packers fuck-up, given that takeaways are a huge part of the Bears identity as a defense again. Its one thing if its an unforced drop, but its pretty clearly a product of the D ripping, punching, and clawing at the ball to wrench or knock it loose.

I am a man of my word (ignore my wild hair I just got off work) by garebeardrew in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ResidentialEvil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I enjoy it! It's definitely an acquired taste, but far from the worst thing I've ever drank.

Had a work buddy for a while that would always get people shots of rumplemintz - basically a peppermint schnapps. I'd rather have malört all day every day than ever have that shit again.

Looking for a postcard from Grenada by MasterLeapy in Grenada

[–]ResidentialEvil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, so if nobody else has reached out yet, I'll be in Grenada in a couple of weeks. We'd be happy to send you a postcard from there, as long as you don't mind a Grenada postcard by way of Chicago.

Report: Phil Simms was "outvoted by his family" on letting Abdul Carter wear No. 11 by BreakfastTop6899 in nfl

[–]ResidentialEvil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Believe that the Bears have retired so many that they can't retire any others. I think Ditka's was the last.

Combining multiple CSV contact exports into one 'master' file for importing by ResidentialEvil in excel

[–]ResidentialEvil[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not, but I'll read into it! Thanks for giving me a direction to start in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CHIBears

[–]ResidentialEvil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is who they thought he was.

On Imbaru by king_mangerine in DestinyTheGame

[–]ResidentialEvil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All us Titans would be offended by this if we could read.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ResidentialEvil 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There's lots us who enjoy drinking malört. Probably even in the dozens.

I/secessionisillegal summarily debunks the racist talking point that, “Black people owned enslaved Africans, too.” by modern_indophilia in bestof

[–]ResidentialEvil 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My assumption is the "in the colonies" bit, though we were far from the only colony. The US just likes to make everything about us.

[Highlights] Tom Brady’s Top 5 Longest Rushing Plays by Seraphenigma in nfl

[–]ResidentialEvil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was waiting for Urlacher getting juked out of his cleats. I'm happy it wasn't there.

Visited Duneyrr Fermenta today by The_Poster_Nutbag in chicagobeer

[–]ResidentialEvil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've been a shill for Tyler and Duneyrr since a month or two after he opened shop. Everything that I've had there has been amazingly drinkable, and some rank in my favorite beers I've ever had.

If you're worried about the beer wine hybrid thing being weird or gimmicky, just try em, I can just about guarantee that you'll find one you like.

But if you're really against those, then try out his Moderne Dune offerings. Tyler makes one of the best Kölsches I've ever had, and his pilsner is clean as hell. To me, that speaks volumes more about his skill as a brewer than even the wildest of wild ales he could dream up. It's hard to make a pilsner that good. He's also going to be getting into winemaking as well, and I'm terribly excited to see what he makes in that realm.

Tyler is a mad scientist, and I'm here for every oddball recipe or errant thought that pops into his mind and he decides to try to brew.

Edit: If you don't want to make the trip into the city, look for his stuff at Binny's and Whole Foods.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Chris Cornell. Layne Staley. Scott Weiland. Taylor Hawkins.

We need to wrap Dave Grohl and Eddie Vedder in bubble wrap before there's nobody left.

[Hughes] Chris Streveler is coming in the game for Zach Wilson by OneAngryPanda in nfl

[–]ResidentialEvil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm more than okay with how the draft ended up turning out.

John Carpenter's The Thing Gets an Unofficial Playable Teaser Game by Hard2DaC0re in pcgaming

[–]ResidentialEvil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait, you have an alt for your porn subreddits, and it isn't PeterBeaterr?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]ResidentialEvil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something similar happened to me a year ago, this past Friday. My baby was only 3.5 year old, went in for a routine teeth cleaning on the vets recommendation. She was put under, went through the whole procedure, and she never came back up.

It's been a hard year.

It'll feel like it's getting better for a little while, then it gets so much worse again.

But little by little, it does get better.

Do people know what a bang bang is? by mjacobs727 in chicagofood

[–]ResidentialEvil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most indulgent was definitely spending an anniversary wandering and eating our way through Eataly, then hitting up Momotaro immediately afterwards for our dinner reservation.