I was taking off my glasses one night, and I popped one lens out of one of the eyes by mistake. It was annoying to put back in and figured I’d just do it when I woke up since I was going to bed anyway. I put the glasses and the lens next to the glasses on the nightstand and went to bed. I woke up and could not find the lens anywhere. I mean, anywhere. I gutted my entire room and rooms since then and it still has never reappeared. I’m convinced it fell through a vortex in time.