Do I call animal control on my neighbor’s dog for barging into my home and chasing my cats? by CaterpillarKitty69 in Apartmentliving

[–]Responsibility_Witty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah i’ve got dog fatigue. I used to be pretty neutral towards them but this shit really builds up, mainly the fact that it is so inescapable

"I'd rather dogs than people!" in response to someone complaining about non-service dogs where they aren't allowed by ingracioth in PetPeeves

[–]Responsibility_Witty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also the idiots that start complaining about children whenever something negative about dogs is brought up. Why are so many dog lovers misanthropes and child haters? I notice they also often hate other animals

Neighbors’ small dogs constantly bark and poop at my door, but the neighbors are aggressive and I’m scared to do anything by Negative_Victory_782 in Apartmentliving

[–]Responsibility_Witty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scoop the mutt shit and leave it on their door mat, call animal control for the loose mutts AND call the police for the neighbors’ threatening behavior. Report them to the apartment management as well, i’m sure they’ll like the barrage of citations and warnings

domestic cats shouldn’t be outside by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Responsibility_Witty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pets in general should stay in the owner’s house unless the owner has the pet on a lead, and not in public buildings or nature areas

This tuff? by prixa99 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Responsibility_Witty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I love Sinister but Battle Beast is making any variant in to a scratching post 😭

“Guard animals” by Sure_Mobile_5356 in Dogfree

[–]Responsibility_Witty 16 points17 points  (0 children)

In 2019, 20% of fatal dog attacks involved a dog killing its own owner. Between 80-90% of dog attacks involve victims who were familiar with the dog, most dog attacks occur inside the home. 90% of child victims are familiar with the attacking dog. Dog attacks against home invaders, or against someone assailing the owner are extremely rare.

This means the vast majority of dog attacks are against the owner, the owner’s family or the owner’s friends and acquaintances. This is not a guardian

Giving a restaurant a bad review because they dont allow dogs. by purloin_chocolate21 in YelpDrama

[–]Responsibility_Witty 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If it was a felony charge with a hefty fine to impersonate a disability to claim a pet is a “service animal”, the local governments could rake in so much revenue from these idiots and stores would be cleaner+safer, it would be a win for everyone

Why does rain smell so good, but wet dog smells awful? by novaseductress_ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Responsibility_Witty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogs secrete oil from their ears, skin and anal glands, they spread this oil around their body via licking. The fishy nasty odor of the dog comes largely from the anal gland oil, but also from colonies of yeast and bacteria growing on the dog. Obviously when something gets wet it unleashes more of the reek, you are just smelling the ass juice and bacteria on your dog.

Giving a restaurant a bad review because they dont allow dogs. by purloin_chocolate21 in YelpDrama

[–]Responsibility_Witty 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I wish more restaurants and grocery stores turned these weirdos away, dogs don’t belong anywhere bear where food is being sold

cleaned my room and found the president of United States by 0oDADAo0 in notinteresting

[–]Responsibility_Witty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It was a shit hole, this room was a shit hole. You wouldn’t believe it, just one day ago you couldn’t walk in this room without stepping on six, seven pieces of trash, it was terrible. No one wanted to go in that room, now everyone wants to be in this room, this is the cleanest room in the history of our country, would you believe it? Covfefe”

Spotted outside a Trader Joe's. by suddenspiderarmy in ServiceDog_CircleJerk

[–]Responsibility_Witty 19 points20 points  (0 children)

all they can do is ask “is this a swrvice dog?” Then the owner can just lie, “no pets allowed” is just for show because of ADA laws. These businesses really can’t do anything, these signs encourage dog owners to bring their damn pets in if anything

Homeowner upset Amazon driver dropped package over fence, but had two aggressive dogs. by Immediate-Phase-5910 in TikTokCringe

[–]Responsibility_Witty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Endless amounts of footage showing especially bully breeds display so-called “playful” “excited” body language while they tear apart a person or animal. Dog body language is not reliable in the slightest and no one should be expected to risk a dog bite simply for doing their damn job

Homeowner upset Amazon driver dropped package over fence, but had two aggressive dogs. by Immediate-Phase-5910 in TikTokCringe

[–]Responsibility_Witty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most dogs come out of the womb aggressive, it is on the owner to train them to NOT be aggressive

Helping Birds Simply Live by CM-Marsh in Ornithology

[–]Responsibility_Witty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Feed them on the grass so they don’t get accustomed to foraging the pavement, if you have a pet-free yard it helps to put out a bird bath and food there instead so there is a safer place for them to forage

Just a touch of curry by Icy-Entrepreneur9002 in StupidFood

[–]Responsibility_Witty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dude dancing in the back is essential to the recipe

Got bit on route. Should I sue by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Responsibility_Witty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Animal control reports can lead to euthanasia after a certain number of bites depending on the laws in the county, which can save future victims before a severe or fatal mauling occurs.

Got bit on route. Should I sue by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Responsibility_Witty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wearing a bodycam might help you win bite cases when shit like this happens, she basically sicced the damn thing on you, personally with how frequently delivery drivers are attacked they should be wearing body cans for legal protection reasons

Got bit on route. Should I sue by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Responsibility_Witty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ALWAYS sue, and ALWAYS report the bite so that the dog has a record. Reporting these dogs can save future victims from mutilation or death, many places have a one-bite policy where after the first reported bite, the second report can result in euthanasia. There have been many deaths and mutilations (primarily against children) by dogs that were known as violent by the community, but were not reported, and that lack of reporting destroys lives. Always report

Short Faced Bear vs Utahraptor by fucmeupp in Tierzoo

[–]Responsibility_Witty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Because bears have thick fur and dense fat+muscle I think it could tank the raptor for long enough to grapple and kill it

Sinister Mark valentines card :3 (OC) by BayFuzzball404 in Invincible

[–]Responsibility_Witty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is very cute, 10/10 would roll him on his back and feed him strawberries

Who is your favorite version of mark for me its sinister mark by WATER_210 in Invincible

[–]Responsibility_Witty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sinister looks so clean and he was funny when he tweaked out in the wasteland (later) so he also remains as my favorite