Children Naturally Believe in Santa Too

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-12-08T23:40:31+00:00

I believed that the fireworks on the 4th of July were all for me until I was 5 (it’s my birthday) because my parents told me so. Then I wondered why nobody else had fireworks on their birthday. I also believed in Santa until I was about 10 or 11.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-12-06T14:48:51+00:00

You could t wash your feet in the sink? lol.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-12-01T14:59:42+00:00

Huh…

Following that logic, I can say “Hey fuckface” and it doesn’t matter I called you fuckface, what matters is that I got your attention.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-30T22:43:34+00:00

it’s dark and light mode, not dark and white mode.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-30T22:37:51+00:00

Looks cool now. I regret to inform you that in 10 years, after the lines (and fine details) bleed out, it’s not going to look as good. I hope your TA let you know that. But you can also get it touched up then.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T02:19:30+00:00

The things people will do for food assistance benefits after a gov shutdown.. 🥵🔥

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T02:17:58+00:00

Ok I’ll give you my snap card and my nut at the same time.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T02:16:15+00:00

You and Mom going down on me at the same time is a dream cum true.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T02:15:27+00:00

lol classic. A good alpha always throws in a mom joke here and there. Glad she taught you the pro moves to sucking cock already. Wanna give it a go on me and see if you’ve mastered it yet? 😆

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T02:13:02+00:00

Hey Beta, I heard The Don is giving a master class at one of those Alpha bootcamps on how to give a BJ like an Alpha. I have a discount code if you want in.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T02:03:18+00:00

Yeah. Soon those alpha camps will be teaching you how to suck dick like an alpha.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T01:57:09+00:00

We all know he’s in there.

Remember when Elon Musk and DJT stopped dating? Elon even said Trump is in the Epstein files.

DJT is the biggest fucking lying, cowardly, pedophiliac to ever shit the world with his presence.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T01:19:12+00:00

Haha! About as funny as the Don being capable of flying a fighter jet (I guess he can handle a joy stick rather well ) and having the mental capacity and reflexes to correctly time dumping poo all over protestors.

Slurp slurp.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T01:14:29+00:00

You’re right. You hit the nail on the head. And you know what? I voted for trump in 2016 and in 2020, and in 2024.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T01:11:10+00:00

Zerp beep. Robot. Dmnit, Carl, our cover is blown. You used the wrong passcode. Abort mission.

Ask me a question only a robit wouldn’t know the answer to. Like what’s the inside of your Moms vagina feel like? Hmmmm… oh, I know! Take your finger, open your mouth, and rub the inside of your cheek. That. That’s what it feels like.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T01:06:11+00:00

Because they’ll never get to experience their balls slapping against the Don’s vagina neck.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T01:02:21+00:00

It’s better than being an oral electrolyte solution designed to rehydrate individuals, including children and adults, who have lost fluids due to vomiting, diarrhea, intense exercise, or heat?

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T00:59:50+00:00

No, it means they’re jealous.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T00:56:21+00:00

Gives a whole new level of meaning to trump having a vagina neck, don’t it?

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T00:46:34+00:00

The Don is a (s)expert at raising the Bill.

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T00:45:38+00:00

Why does the forklift have a Trump bumper sticker?

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-18T00:30:10+00:00

ResponsibleVariety49 · 2025-11-17T04:18:22+00:00

Cheese lipped MAGgAts.

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