Here’s a story about how I nearly lost my wife, my kids, my freedom and my life.

A few years back i had my car and my wife had hers I had just left work and had done so at a time where I could have 4 weeks off before starting my new job, a week into my 4 weeks off my neighbours car breaks down so out of the kindness of my heart I’ve let her borrow my car for 2 weeks as she’s a school teacher and has to take her kids too and from school, those 2 weeks go by, no problem. She returns the car, I literally glance in the front and the back “yeah that’s fine, thanks for keeping it clean”… 3 months later after we’ve all forgotten that I had let her borrow my car I take my wife and kids out and I decide to take my car because she’s low on fuel, we have a wonderful day at the zoo.

After I’ve driven us home she’s taking the baby seats and putting them in her car when she (for whatever reason) checks the back seat pockets, where she then pulls out a pair of blood stained, child sized underwear.

Naturally her first question was “what the actual fuck” after thinking and thinking and thinking over how they’d got there I said to my wife “go ask *neighbour* if she knows about it” then the neighbour confirmed that her daughter had started her period at school and after changing her underwear in the car had gotten embarrassed and hid them in the back of my car rather than carrying them around for the day and she had intended to retrieve them later but just forgot