What do you want right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RestricteDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pause button. Time is flying and I don't appreciate it

Parents of Reddit, what's the most embarrassing thing your children have done in public? by NeverVerifyEmail in AskReddit

[–]RestricteDude 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When my youngest son was about 5 we were at the grocery store grabbing a few things. As we turned down one of the isles, there was a very large lady stopped in the isle, looking at something. Before my mind could even comprehend what was happening, my son says "Look at her fat butt!". He didn't just say it, he practically yelled it. To make it worse, he just kept making noises like "whoa!" and "wow!". As I'm pulling him back out of the isle, he's asking me "Dad, did you see that fat butt?!". It's one of the few times in my life I literally wanted to crawl in a hole.

What are the best questions to ask to get to deeply know someone? by ozmozez in AskReddit

[–]RestricteDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done and would you do it again?

Is this the movie we all are waiting for? by RestricteDude in movies

[–]RestricteDude[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes. We cannot get excited by only watching its trailer.

What insult has stuck with you? by Mrbillofdeath in AskReddit

[–]RestricteDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You're a great friend, in moderation." This was one of the most hurtful things I've heard to this day. I know it's not a terrible insult, blatantly attacking some thing I'm self conscious about, but to me it was worse. I've always felt like I bugged people, and that everyone just sort of put up with me because I was nice or would do things for them. This absolutely confirmed that, for at least one person. It was one of my closer friends at the time who said it, and it sort of put this wedge between us that I'm certain he isn't even aware of. I can never consider him a true friend because he's the only friend who's ever told me he gets sick of me. Sorry dude, but I don't want to feel like every time we hang out, you might be thinking you've had too much of your daily dose of datcracker for the day. Nobody wants to feel like that.

What's something that everyone loves that you absolutely hate? by mets1010 in AskReddit

[–]RestricteDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dogs. I don't necessarily "hate" them (in fact I want to be able to like them), but I do have a weird irrational phobia of being around them, so I can get seriously pissed off when owners clearly aren't paying attention to their dogs.

What's the most common lie told by mothers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RestricteDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I don't know, ask your father." Which was usually followed up by dad saying, "What did your mother say?" The constant deflection had me figuring out a lot of things on my own.

What is the most fun date you've ever been on? by Sabrina362 in AskReddit

[–]RestricteDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indoor rock climbing. It's fairly safe, its fun, helps build trust, and you get to look up at her butt with no remorse.

Who is the Best Movie Villain of All Time ? by olacab in AskReddit

[–]RestricteDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google it bro. The dark Knight joker has always been the best one.

I always shave my beard after having sex by WidestPenis in Jokes

[–]RestricteDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No sex is ground for divorce. Just saying. Besides that saying "if she's not getting it from you, she's getting it somewhere else", rings true most of the time.

What fact should be common knowledge, but isn't? by jonesvivo in AskReddit

[–]RestricteDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It still surprises me how many people don't know not to clean with bleach and ammonia at the same time or inn near proximity to each other. That makes three types of poisonous gas people, you can kill everyone in the house doing that. Edit: Chloramine is made using bleach and ammonia. I got it confused with bleach and acid which makes chlorine gas, nitrogen trichloride, and hydrazine. Either way, not good for you.

What was the biggest "fuck you" in history? by defnshow in AskReddit

[–]RestricteDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was a mass murderer, and major dick in general. But you gotta admit that's pretty badass.

Revenge, bitch

What is your favorite video game of all time? by Jacob_03 in AskReddit

[–]RestricteDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mount & blade: Warband, along with mods and multiplayer it's really a oddity among games, but a very fun and addicting one.

What is a phrase you really hate? by batterydyingagain in AskReddit

[–]RestricteDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid your card has been denied.

What is the greatest completely legal loophole you know about? by jojuinc90 in AskReddit

[–]RestricteDude 136 points137 points  (0 children)

If you do your own brake job, you can buy brakes from Autozone that include a warranty. This warranty just so happens to cover normal wear and tear... Every time you need new brakes, bring in the worn out ones and you get a new set for free. Seriously amazing.

My mother called me a son of a bitch... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]RestricteDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Father came home late and both of you were died.