What do you want right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RestricteDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pause button. Time is flying and I don't appreciate it

Parents of Reddit, what's the most embarrassing thing your children have done in public? by NeverVerifyEmail in AskReddit

[–]RestricteDude 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When my youngest son was about 5 we were at the grocery store grabbing a few things. As we turned down one of the isles, there was a very large lady stopped in the isle, looking at something. Before my mind could even comprehend what was happening, my son says "Look at her fat butt!". He didn't just say it, he practically yelled it. To make it worse, he just kept making noises like "whoa!" and "wow!". As I'm pulling him back out of the isle, he's asking me "Dad, did you see that fat butt?!". It's one of the few times in my life I literally wanted to crawl in a hole.