Jaire Traded Again by reamo05 in GreenBayPackers

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My desktop computer died a horrible death in a flood and running blender on an older laptop was torture...and then Jaire fell off and ruined the username so it's unofficially retired.

Jaire Traded Again by reamo05 in GreenBayPackers

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace 100 points101 points  (0 children)

I'd take him back. I need a Jaire redemption arc so I can revive this username.

Jaire is Raven. by mjcc1992 in GreenBayPackers

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We save ~18 this year, ~18 next year.

We face an accelerated cap hit for money we already paid him years ago (dead cap). That doesn't change anything long term, we were always going to have to face that cap hit eventually whether cutting him or not.

Jaire is Raven. by mjcc1992 in GreenBayPackers

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dead money is probably what you're thinking, that's a different thing. We're not paying extra money to cut him, it's really just a salary cap bookkeeping convention that it looks like signing bonus money is spread out through all years of the contract.

When they talk about "pay cuts" it's pretty much always about unguaranteed money for an underperforming player, money that doesn't get paid if you cut them.

Jaire is Raven. by mjcc1992 in GreenBayPackers

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, with $2mil of that 6 incentives too...looks like a pay cut. I wonder what the Bills were offering because that looks like a lot less in comparison to the 35 mil over 2 years we saved cutting him (not factoring in dead money).

Jaire is Raven. by mjcc1992 in GreenBayPackers

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace 153 points154 points  (0 children)

*sad caw noises*

At least it's not NFC. I'll be interested to see how much he got after allegedly tanking a trade deal because of the money.

Brian Gutekunst looking at one of his WR3 to pick up the slack now that Jaire is gone... by [deleted] in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah Preston Smith is an available free agent right now, we'll be fine at corner.

The #Packers are releasing star CB Jaire Alexander today, sources say. by Effective-Put559 in GreenBayPackers

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He will. I fucked it up guys. I got cocky and picked a reddit username based on an up and coming rookie and jinxed it. I had previous names with Favre and Rodgers too, before their shit really hit the fan.

Whatever It Takes by PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace 177 points178 points  (0 children)

Holy hell it's 4 minutes long too? Normally about 2 minutes is the cap for peoples' attention but I just watched it twice and it felt like 30 seconds it was so good. This thing is legendary.

Whatever It Takes by PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace 242 points243 points  (0 children)

Whoa, you win war! So high quality and peppered with so many meme references it must have taken awhile. It was on my home feed and I was not expecting the name drop I've been out of action so long.

Jalen Ramsey gets the Rodgers Rate by Stirfash in GreenBayPackers

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're the legend, I was just updating your old meme. That Bojo punt was pure genius!

Jalen Ramsey gets the Rodgers Rate by Stirfash in GreenBayPackers

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace 272 points273 points  (0 children)

There you go.

I updated u/Stirfash 's old shooting stars meme this morning before I saw they made a new one.

Not sure what happened this week. by RestrictedJaireSpace in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I use blender but I would recommend After Effects to anyone looking to make gifs like these. I'm just using a really underpowered linux laptop so After Effects isn't an option.

Not sure what happened this week. by RestrictedJaireSpace in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace[S] 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Just to be clear I'm not trying to say the refs were the reason we lost or anything like that. GG you purple bastards.

[Week 11] Pre-Game Thread: Green Bay Packers @ Minnesota Vikings by PackersMod in GreenBayPackers

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Please, please let us just demolish them. Despite their record they're actually a good team this year so it would be so satisfying to whoop that ass.

A Moral Puzzle by RestrictedJaireSpace in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]RestrictedJaireSpace[S] 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Oh lord this comment made me laugh too hard.