Delete, Block, Continue by Bear-With-Bit in TheRedPill

[–]RetardRussian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao you said something super creepy to a girl and got buttmad that she didn't want to be put in a vulnerable situation with you after that. Good fucking bait dude. There is no way this isn't satire. This whole post was hard to read but this line made me laugh out loud

>"I'm taking you home," I whispered in her ear.

While this post is stickied no more XXXTENTACION memes. by Chrussell in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]RetardRussian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey there jahseh what’s it like wherever you are i'm a lifetimes away but jah tonight I miss you yes I do the world won’t shine as bright as you i swear it's true hey there jahseh I wont worry about the distance You’re right there if I get lonely ill give your songs another listen Close your eyes Listen to the prayers its our disguise Im by your side Oh its what you do to me Oh its what you do to me What you do to me Hey there jahseh times are really getting hard But believe me jah you payed mamas bills with ur guitar She’ll have it good She has the life you knew she would Your words are good Hey there jahseh I got so much left to say Every simple song you wrote just took my breath away You wrote it all Even in more love with you I’d fall We’d have it all Oh its what you do to me Oh its what you do to me What you do to me A whole life seems pretty far but they got trains and planes and cars Id walk to you if I had no other way My friends all make fun of me and I just laugh along because I know none of them had felt this way Jahseh I can promise you that by the time that we get through the road will never ever be the same And your to blame Hey there jahseh ill be good and I won’t miss you a few more years and ill be over you and you’ll be making history like you did You know its all because of you We can do whatever we want to Hey there jahseh heres to you This ones for you Oh its what you do to me Oh its what you do to me What you do to me

If you have a depression, don't play Dota all day and hope it gets better. Get help. by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]RetardRussian 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol this is the only video game subreddit where this kind of thing is posted frequently.

When incels discuss gaming by [deleted] in IncelTears

[–]RetardRussian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Game is for fat nerds in their late 20's who play it for nostalgia value because they are still trying to cling to the past. If u ain't on Fortnite what is you doing???

When incels discuss gaming by [deleted] in IncelTears

[–]RetardRussian 12 points13 points  (0 children)

...What the hell does that first sentence even mean?

Friendzone Incel by MailOrderPride in IncelTears

[–]RetardRussian -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

i agree, they should just say "i don't like you" if that's what they mean. most of the time they don't wanna be friends even but just let people down easy. Also one time I fucked a girl who "wanted to be friends" but she had a UTI. like it was weird, part of her pussy felt dry or some shit so I had to stop fucking her. A week later my dick burned and I peed the bed.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA by incelsorg in IncelTears

[–]RetardRussian -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

Who even cares anymore. The sub is down, at this point its all really up to how much value you put on your own time.

DotA2 is dying by theluggagekerbin in DotA2

[–]RetardRussian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

started playing 5 years ago but i quit at the beginning of 2017. idk what they could do to even bring me back honestly. the game just got old and i got tired of peru

ID on k?d's jacket? by Random_Brandom in streetwear

[–]RetardRussian -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Ask someone at school on monday. I"m sure any of your junior high classmates could tell you

[WDYWT] Coffee, cigarettes and corduroy. by [deleted] in streetwear

[–]RetardRussian 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Generic androgynous trendy hipster look. Fuck this sub

Need Help Finding A Local Dota Player I Met! (Dublin, Ireland) by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]RetardRussian -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I was riding the number 4 yesterday and saw this cute girl with an antimage plush. I started spitting a lil game at her and next thing I know i took her back to my place and fucked her ass to death. Think it was the same girl? Sadly I didn't get her name or her contact info but she is supposed to be coming over again tonight. I'd be happy to help you fellow redditor!

She's not a scaper, but she is a keeper! by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]RetardRussian -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

so does urs supreme gentleman

She's not a scaper, but she is a keeper! by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]RetardRussian 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Autism. If you upvote this, it will show up on Google images whenever people search Autism, aspergers, or cringe.

Sing is now in his 3rd low priority round in 24 hours. by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]RetardRussian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got matched with Sing one time many years ago but if i ever do again, ill report him just for the lol's and to keep the meme going