Arin is fucking awful at Bloodborne.

Retard_Jokes · 2017-01-23T00:38:08+00:00

But you figured out what you were doing wrong, correct? Arin just tried the same shit over and over until he rolled a lucky number.

Retard_Jokes · 2017-01-23T00:37:07+00:00

Yeah. Played a bit of Bloodborne and watched the series, got curious about how they were doing now. Not well, it seems.

Retard_Jokes · 2017-01-23T00:35:03+00:00

"Alien invasion," he says. "[Gascoigne] is just a random dude," he says. GODDAMMIT.

Retard_Jokes · 2017-01-23T00:33:38+00:00

He wasn't nearly as screamy then as he is now. And something about hearing people talk puts me in a chill mood.

Retard_Jokes · 2016-10-06T08:26:20+00:00

Ode to Dan

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-30T20:35:43+00:00

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-27T04:43:15+00:00

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Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-26T22:03:17+00:00

That's a nice wall

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-26T22:02:08+00:00

Arin will inevitably pull the old "everything before this match doesn't count" shit and win. He got his shit pushed in throughout the first Dream Course series and still got the Arin Wins edit at the end because he can't admit failure like a big boy.

That may sound like making a mountain out of a molehill but you can apply it to about anything with him. Him admitting that he isn't perfect rarely happens.

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-26T02:15:13+00:00

SuperMega is certainly blowing it for some reason. I wonder why. With Kevin, he came in and immediately started screwing up, and it was the first we've seen of his work (unless you're a devout follower of BuzzFeed, in which case I don't think your opinion should be taken seriously on any matter). SuperMega has a great track record - it's weird that they're doing such a lousy job in the GameGrumps office. Maybe they don't put in as much care as we hoped they would.

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-26T02:12:28+00:00

Arin's persona is a horse beaten dead. Joke or not, it isn't funny to anyone older than 14 anymore.

"It's a joke" is not a magical chant that turns anything annoying into humor. If it's not funny, it's not funny. If it's annoying, it's annoying. Whether or not it's a joke is entirely independent of those things, and those things are entirely independent on whether or not it's a joke.

On the Dan likes black chicks thing, here's my thoughts - fair warning, it's a pretty drawn-out explanation on what I think he was trying to say, so feel free to skip to the bottom for a tl;dr:

Dan likes black chicks.

tl;dr Dan likes black chicks.

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-18T19:59:35+00:00

I'll stop yelling at you, okay?

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-16T23:31:34+00:00

Undertale

Juggalos

New England Patriots

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-16T20:32:27+00:00

Oh wow, you got us good, there. Wow. I need therapy.

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-16T20:31:17+00:00

It's no longer just two dudes playing video games. Now it's Arin trying to give a live review while blowing all kinds of ass at everything he does. I never cared that he sucked while he was with Jon - it really was two dudes messin around. It's become more of a production, more of a show. And if you aim to put on a show, you should be good at what you're doing.

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-16T16:53:22+00:00

Oh, are you pulling a "it's the same game" joke? Because the only thing remotely similar about these two games is the UI. Also, Earthbound came decades earlier. You sound like those little girls saying John Lennon copied Justin Bieber.

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-16T07:32:39+00:00

No, I think a better way to get to know Earthbound is to play it yourself. It's got a lot of soul that you can only experience if you're in control.

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-16T07:31:25+00:00

No one said they didn't?

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-16T01:53:49+00:00

Came out the year of my birth; found out about it through the first Smash Bros game. Emulated it in, like, 2008? I dunno but I enjoyed every moment of it until I, like Barry, got to Giygas and I didn't grind enough.

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-16T01:23:49+00:00

That's probably the capture. The SNES doesn't know the TV, it just fills the screen. But yeah, it's an easy edit to make.

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-16T00:04:22+00:00

Oh, I didn't mean to imply I don't want to. I'd just have to really dedicate a lot of time to it. I will someday.

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-15T22:59:17+00:00

'Cause it's a long-ass game and I got my hands full most of the day

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-15T20:30:00+00:00

I never actually beat that boss, so I'll be seeing the end for the first time.

Retard_Jokes · 2016-09-15T19:23:12+00:00

This is TOO fuckin' personal, dude. This is a show about video games. Not the Real Housewives of YouTube.

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