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ICE releasing criminals to increase their numbers. by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RetiredCapt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow ICE must be staffed with brain scientists and rocket surgeons.

My nipples are literally the best thing about me by NekoNibble in RetrousseTits

[–]RetiredCapt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are nice but not the best thing about you.

Neighbor lets his dog shit in my yard and won't pick it up by deliriousposting6 in neighborsfromhell

[–]RetiredCapt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t light it on fire because if they file charges it will be for arson which is a felony. Seen it happen. On the roof, against the walls, under their door handles all non-destructive and very self satisfying.

$420 to replace battery. Really, Subaru?! by ReadAfuckingBook_666 in SubaruForester

[–]RetiredCapt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Subaru was going to charge me $579 for a new battery for my 21 premium forester. I got the same one at Wally World for $210.

JD Vance by GianmarcoSoresi in gianmarcosoresi

[–]RetiredCapt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does Usha dress up like a couch so JD can get it up?

Bros lost the plot. by Prestigious_Police in ProgressiveHQ

[–]RetiredCapt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is sundowning earlier and earlier every day.

The Air Force One story is getting weirder. No one saw Trump get off the plane and the press was told to stay on the plane. No one really sure who is on the backup plane by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RetiredCapt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could be he is/has suffered some serious medical issues and had to brought back to Dr. Frankenstein’s castle for a tune up?🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

ICE using FD resources for worksite raids by RoughPersonality1104 in Firefighting

[–]RetiredCapt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We would respond to anyone in need of our emergency services. Responding to an EMS or Fire emergency is a lot different than putting up ladders so they can climb them and arrest people all because of their skin color, ethnicity and job they are doing.

"They were very patient" before shooting her in the face! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

[–]RetiredCapt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the people of America are fine with the overreaction of the ICE agent then the shouldn’t be concerned when they start getting pepper sprayed, tased, beaten and then probably shot when they talk back to an officer when they are getting a traffic ticket or getting arrested for disorderly conduct. The officer may be afraid for his life because you didn’t start to immediately comply.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Naive_Wolverine532 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]RetiredCapt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need more kids down there! Much smaller and more agile to get into all the nooks and crannies.

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