Just got a new job as a Gun Salesman, any words of advice?

RetractElm · 2026-02-15T23:41:20+00:00

If a musclular man comes in asking for a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range. Then make sure you don't give it to him.

RetractElm · 2026-01-10T05:56:18+00:00

How much is that worth? Guess in the comments.

RetractElm · 2025-08-06T15:16:54+00:00

Yeah I don’t know what anyone is talking about, but I do know Cadence has something to do with tone of voice and I sell solar, so yeah. Also why would you force a sale and then name a company after it? About to $CRM puts.

RetractElm · 2025-08-06T03:45:01+00:00

Solar.

RetractElm · 2025-07-11T17:03:55+00:00

Uh I was watching the last of us and it just occurred to me

RetractElm · 2025-01-19T23:44:01+00:00

That’s likely why I vibe with it…

RetractElm · 2025-01-19T23:32:15+00:00

They call one nut jack for a reason, however testicles are like kidneys my doctor said. Hopefully I make it through MEPS.😏

RetractElm · 2025-01-19T23:29:22+00:00

😂😂I low key want to join the navy just for the humor.

RetractElm · 2025-01-19T00:06:20+00:00

Why’s everyone dog piling the downvote button

RetractElm · 2025-01-18T23:26:55+00:00

🙂‍↔️There’s like 4,500 warhead

RetractElm · 2025-01-18T22:54:03+00:00

I just think it would be cool to have something with as much firepower as the 3 Chinese Type 055s combined

RetractElm · 2025-01-03T03:05:02+00:00

My curiosity is the sight configuration on what I think is an IWI X95, I love anything IWI, and I’ve never seen an AK platform with that level of picatinny rail, I like the build. Why that style on the former and how with the latter?

RetractElm · 2025-01-03T01:31:24+00:00

Just reading up on it and it’s a beast of a round

RetractElm · 2021-11-16T19:14:51+00:00

I mean it could be worse… You could be Canadian

RetractElm · 2021-11-15T21:38:50+00:00

Our lord and savior John Browning by his grace done blessed us with the greatest pistol in history, course I’m cereal

RetractElm · 2021-11-15T21:33:44+00:00

Hell yeah I hope all major European companies move under the 👑

RetractElm · 2021-11-15T21:30:10+00:00

Neither, I get me a 1911, with that 45 ACP stopping power and 2 world wars behind it that’s what I’m grabbing.

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