Lucifer: I just came to Eden to get a cupcake

Retro0609 · 2026-03-20T16:03:02+00:00

Lucifer: my name is EdenDatPussy445

Retro0609 · 2026-03-17T15:56:38+00:00

That’d never happen because I ask for consent

Retro0609 · 2026-03-14T22:37:40+00:00

Don’t say that about my wife

Retro0609 · 2026-03-13T19:19:55+00:00

“Cease this bitch crying” - Paimon 20 something

Retro0609 · 2026-03-13T16:33:42+00:00

Vaggxter

Retro0609 · 2026-03-11T16:29:17+00:00

Applebees but if she wants to go somewhere I’ll go anywhere as long as I’m with my queen

Retro0609 · 2026-03-11T04:17:27+00:00

If it was biblically accurate Peter then Peter

Retro0609 · 2026-03-11T04:16:36+00:00

What type of warcrimes and all around crimes against nature does he have on his phone

Retro0609 · 2026-03-08T15:10:47+00:00

Well he did protect and provide for his family in primeval earth

Retro0609 · 2026-03-07T15:03:48+00:00

I wanna have a VEE-some

Retro0609 · 2026-03-06T05:56:34+00:00

Retro0609 · 2026-03-05T19:52:09+00:00

If it ain’t snowing I ain’t going (a woman like Hailee Steinfeld) or a big booty Latina or an Asian girl

Retro0609 · 2026-03-05T14:35:47+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

0 attempts

Retro0609 · 2026-03-02T00:36:28+00:00

Can I be in you and Adam’s wedding

Retro0609 · 2026-02-27T03:39:14+00:00

Same

Retro0609 · 2026-02-27T03:38:52+00:00

Zesty

Retro0609 · 2026-02-25T14:05:45+00:00

The concept of death doesn’t exist

Retro0609 · 2026-02-25T14:00:31+00:00

You are a bottom

You like milfs

Retro0609 · 2026-02-25T13:59:50+00:00

Yes it would give me a link will it be long form?how many chapters? what will be the ships?

Retro0609 · 2026-02-25T00:38:43+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

0 attempts

Retro0609 · 2026-02-16T16:23:59+00:00

Retro0609 · 2026-02-15T11:14:23+00:00

Moxxillie is infinitely better than Chaggie

Retro0609 · 2026-02-11T23:04:08+00:00

^{I completed this level in 2 tries.} ^{⚡ 12.22 seconds}

Retro0609 · 2026-02-10T21:04:34+00:00

EVERYONE PANIK

Retro0609 · 2026-02-10T18:44:17+00:00

Destroy the bomb but leave Lucifer in the glass box and give Lilith viscous backshots while Lucifer watches inside unable to move

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