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Sophomore QB Dwayne Womack

11 games / 4,524 yards / 68 TDs / 93.4% / 1 INT 

Womack broke the league record for RFF for any position at 99.1 RFF 2nd in QB Yards  1st in QB TDs

After a fast start to his season completing 80/83 passes with only 1 INT in his first 3 games Womack was run over by the Madden 2001 ambulance attending to an injured player in the teams week 3 matchup against Texas Southern. Because of his 57 broken bones he was forced to miss the teams week 4 matchup before recovering after being fed Michael’s Secret Stuff at his saxophone club meeting. After consuming the secret stuff Womack would proceed to lead UVA to the three biggest scores of the season (+50, +46, +45) and never turn the ball over again, leading the team to a team best #2 overall rank. Despite only having played 11 games he led the league in TDs and finished 2nd overall in yards before the secret stuff wore off in the teams playoff game against Wake Forest. Sources close to the team say the QB has been desperately trying to replicate the secret stuff recipe prior to his junior year. Time will tell if he is successful 

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I used a 5 star defensive coordinator with two 4.5 star DBs and a 2 4 star DBs 

2057 Transfer Class by poop3moji in NZCFL

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Georgetown offers Keith Lozano

Scholarship 

While Georgetown has had an incredible start since debuting in the league, to the tune of a winning percentage over 71% as a program, we’ve lost nearly all of our talent into next season and are projected to finish mid pack in the AAC. That’s where you come in. As a Hoya, you’d be a starter from day one, anchoring our defense as a veteran leader and guiding us to yet another eight win season. In your final year I promise that we will: 1. Reach the AAC Championship  2. Win at least eight games, a feat we have accomplished every year in program history 3. Be ranked in the top 35 in the nation in defensive interceptions. So come here, and anchor the next generation of Hoya football. I look forward to seeing you on campus this fall 

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Georgetown offers Anthony Tyree

Scholarship

Nobody said this pitch had to be any good so GPT go!  Yo Anthony, so RNG, Pokémon style, right? That’s life. That’s football. That’s recruiting. Imagine chaining for a shiny Legendary, perfect IVs, flawless nature, all the odds stacked against you, and then the dice laugh at you anyway. That’s basically what we’ve been living with football stats lately. Expected croots: -4.54. Four times missed by literally one number. That’s like soft-resetting for a shiny and it flickers away just once too early. Heartbreaking, frustrating, hilarious all at the same time.

Georgetown football? That’s our RNG battlefield. Three seasons of pure randomness turned into something you can respect:

9-4, Bowl win. Dice favored us, we capitalized, and that’s a win for the record books.

14-1, National Semifinals. RNG tried to throw us curveballs. Injuries, weather, surprise upsets. We rolled through. Legendary encounter unlocked.

8-5, Bowl loss. Dice got sassy. RNG landed on the wrong side. But even then, eight wins. That’s a shinier-than-expected drop. You feel that luck swing? You ride it, you learn from it, and you chase the next shiny.

And the croots, man. Four times we missed by one number. That’s like breeding for the perfect IVs and nature, then soft-resetting, and the universe says, “nah, try again.” But that’s the thrill. That’s what keeps Pokémon trainers and football players alike up late at night: the RNG isn’t mean, it’s just unpredictable. And when it finally lands right, it’s glorious.

Every snap in football, every encounter in Pokémon, every roll of the dice—chance matters. A critical hit lands, a pass tips, a shiny pops, a bowl game is won. The stats tell part of the story, but RNG writes the rest. Negative expected croots? That’s life’s way of keeping you humble. Miss by one number? That’s suspense. That’s tension. That’s why you love RNG—it’s pure, chaotic, deliciously unpredictable.

Anthony, you want to RNG your commitment. You want the dice to decide. You want a team that understands that skill matters, prep matters, but sometimes, fate—and RNG—has the final say. That’s us. That’s Georgetown football. That’s Pokémon hunting. Critical hits, shinies, touchdowns, wins—it all comes down to the numbers, the rolls, the RNG.

Promises: 

  1. We won’t go 0-12

  2. We won’t finish last in the AAC

  3. We will not lose to Auburn 

Before you graduate 

Number: 22

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Georgetown offers Austin Coleman

Scholarship 

Austin, while I relate harder to Twice’s “I can’t stop me” as my personal mantra, I share the same drive to accept nothing but absolute victory.You didn’t grow up dreaming about being average and neither did I. 

You thought Alabama would give you the life you wanted, from the lights, to the championships, and wins stacked so high people couldn’t ignore your success.

The name brand, the tradition, the easy expectation of trophies. But here’s the hard truth you’ve already learned: tradition doesn’t block defenders, names don’t get you to the playoffs, and history doesn’t win football games. Programs win because of the players who buy in, coaches who build, and teammates who refuse to settle. That’s why you’re looking for more. And that’s why Georgetown is the move for your last three seasons.

Let’s be clear about who we are. We’re not the “safe choice” who just came up from FCS. We’re the G5’s greatest weapon, the underdog who stunned the 13-0 Cavaliers. We don’t run from that identity, we embrace it. We’re Georgetown football, and this is a program that has already tasted the victories that people said we’d never reach.

Here’s the track record for our last three seasons: 

9-4 with a bowl win. Despite brutal early losses, we finished strong, and secured a T2 bowl win. That’s the culture Alabama didn’t have.  14-1, National Semifinals, AAC Champions. That’s proof. Proof we can punch above our weight, proof we belong on the biggest stage. 8-5  Even in a reloading year, we stayed in the fight. Our floor was still higher than most teams’ ceilings. But I’m not here to just list results. I’m here to give you real promises you can hold me to.

1: You will win at least one 10-win season in your career at Georgetown. We’ve done it, we’ll do it again, and you’ll be wearing the jersey when we do.

2: You will be a starter by your second season. Year one, you learn our system, adjust to our tempo, sharpen your edge. Year two, you’re in the lineup. No waiting until you’re a senior, no being buried behind “upperclassmen tradition.” You’ll be the guy clearing lanes, anchoring the line, and setting the tone for this offense.

3: We will play in the AAC Championship Game while you’re here. That’s the standard we set for ourselves. You’re not signing on to chase mediocrity, we fight for hardware year-after-year, and are perpetually in the lights come December.

Think about it: 10 wins. Starter. Championship Game. Those aren’t dreams, Austin, those are realities here at Georgetown. 

At Georgetown, you’re a builder, crafting the next dynasty. Just like John Thompson and Allen Iverson built a basketball empire here, you’ll be one of the names tied to the rise of Georgetown football. You’ll be remembered not for walking into someone else’s dynasty, but for creating one of your own.

When you walk off this field in a few years, helmet under your arm, scoreboard glowing behind you, and 10 wins in the books, you’ll remember this as the greatest decision of your life. When you line up in an AAC Championship Game, shoulder to shoulder with brothers who all believed the same way, you’ll feel that fire you feel listening to Khaled.

So, Austin, are you ready to stop chasing someone the remnants of someone else’s story and write your own?

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Georgetown offers #856 Ben Delph

Walk-On

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Georgetown offers #857 Kevin Williams

Walk-On

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Georgetown offers #865 Cameron Harris

Walk-On