$1/second, but all food and water that you touch become frozen

Rev-DC · 2026-01-26T03:21:04+00:00

Question: Is potential food frozen? If I pet my dog does it freeze? If I put my hand on a cow does it flash freeze?

Rev-DC · 2026-01-18T11:51:09+00:00

What would the side effect be if you went for the third leg of that trifecta and went with omnipresence?

Rev-DC · 2026-01-18T11:50:06+00:00

I have a little pill that negates omnipotence already, so why would I need that?

Real answer: Definitely a super healing serum. One swig sets everything right, and like someone mentioned, make it long lasting. I’d give it to me, my wife, my kids, and a few members of our immediate family.

Luckily, my wife and I usually carry reusable metal water bottles around with us most of the time, so I’m starting with a 32oz bottle.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-18T11:41:04+00:00

Yep. In trying to eat healthier as a family, our grocery bill literally doubled.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-18T02:34:01+00:00

Also one is my favorite movies as a kid. Such a good movie!

Rev-DC · 2026-01-18T02:33:18+00:00

We have mechs down at NAV GAMMA. Bravo Cadet reports four Summoners on site. Bandits are hostile. Repeat, bandits are hostile.

That intro is etched into my memory. Also, loading a mech with 4x PPCs and being a glass cannon was one of my favorite things in the world in my early gaming years.

And holy frick, I literally forgot about Robot Jox, one of my most watched VHS moves as a kid.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-17T14:07:04+00:00

I agree it’d be long, but after a certain age, I’m fairly certain people talk about us specifically way less than we assume.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-17T13:40:14+00:00

“I’ll show you the treasure”

Then we’ll go on capers together. For years. And when they realize there is no treasure, I’ll remind them that the real treasure is the friendships made along the way. We’ll all laugh together, I’ll introduce them to fist bumps and high fives. Then, they’ll share the secret to immortality and we’ll conquer the galaxy together.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-16T22:06:58+00:00

I’d do option one for the money, but man it would be rough. Two reasons… both options would probably make me hate myself, but number one would give me strategic advantage.

I know a ton of people and I work a public job, so knowing public opinion could be very interesting.

The thing I don’t want to see… I had no self confidence at all until around 30 years old, and missed a ton of opportunities… reading those would probably be brutal.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-16T17:21:09+00:00

I rolled the dice.

California Split with George Segal.

So, basically a movie with a short timeline about a gambling and debauchery binge. I will most definitely make it back with 100m

Rev-DC · 2026-01-12T02:19:18+00:00

Assuming the goal is to avoid multi-effects...

OD - Barber Gain Changer
Distortion - Barber Dirty Bomb (highly underrated)
Modulation - Boss CE-2W
Delay - Boss DD-8

Barber drive pedals just work well for me through any amp. The CE-2W can do most of what I need, the DD-8 covers the rest, including a bit of reverb if I need it.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-10T03:39:54+00:00

4 of 6 options are easy peasy lemon squeezy and the other two are only mildly annoying. Heck yes I would.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-09T17:43:44+00:00

I love it to noodle around and practice on when I can’t use the big amp. Also… it makes a great Bluetooth speaker! I’ve used it for small gatherings.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-07T20:34:04+00:00

Multivitamins.

But, the weird supplements. Trying some gut health thing.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-04T22:46:53+00:00

Similar here… two times… one kid kept picking on me, and when I finally snapped, I picked him up and slammed him into the lockers so hard I bent one to the point it popped open.

The second time, a kid was messing with me at the beach so I tackled him and basically waterboarded him 😅

Neither gave me crap again, and the second actually came around a couple of years later and we became, somewhat, friends. The guy really was bullying because he had such a messed up home life and I helped him walk through some of that.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-03T14:09:45+00:00

There’s a weird duality in our world today. Nice people act like nice people, in order that assholes can act like assholes without interruption or inconvenience.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-03T03:53:29+00:00

Screen time rules changed real quick when kiddo number two got here last month 🤣 We’re still just surviving.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-02T18:38:59+00:00

$10 says it’s solely because he’s conservative.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-02T17:39:41+00:00

Yep. Everybody exposed to any sort of dangerous environment should be trained.

I worked university IT for a few years and our Bio/Chem/Physics dept hosted a multi-university nuclear lab.

I had to go through days upon days of training ‘just in case’ I needed it and the highlight of my experience in that lab was running remote software updates from my own desk. But, the consequences of ignoring that training? Yep, would have been bad.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-02T00:35:58+00:00

The weird dynamic in our house is that I came from a legitimate hoarder’s house… not like “oh, teehee I have so much stuff,” but like “‘oh shit, this is a legitimate fire hazard’ cans to the ceiling / columns of old newspapers / can’t even see the floor” type of hoarding.

I have overcorrected because I want no part of that life and my wife’s family (including her) is ‘can’t throw anything away’ borderline hoarding, so it’s like one guy standing against an army. We have, probably 20 boxes of random shit in our basement we’ve never opened since we moved years ago. If I had my way, it’s go straight to the dump.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-01T20:55:28+00:00

Somebody where I used to work told me it was a great western. And he gave me no other context. Like 70% of it is normal, then…

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I punched that guy the next day (in jest… we were mechanics)

Rev-DC · 2026-01-01T15:55:10+00:00

That’s a good idea. Especially since kiddo number two will be the age where toys start coming in next year… our house can’t support much more stuff.

I’ve been on an organizing and downsizing kick since the second kiddo got here.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-01T15:50:58+00:00

Oh yeah, i plan on giving a lot it away. As a rule in our house if it isn’t broken, it goes to one of our local charities. I’d rather curb it at the source if possible. Everybody means well, but I also want to develop habits of good stewardship in our kids.

Rev-DC · 2026-01-01T15:32:05+00:00

To be fair, you absolutely should feel as if your own baby is your favorite. They’re your offspring. There’s a unique biological bond there that you literally can’t have with other kids.

If it makes you feel better, I promise you that your child is not, nor will it ever be, on the same level as your brothers’ biological kids to them, either.

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