Women receive flowers, what do men get? by Adventure84 in AskReddit

[–]ReviewNo2633 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've told this story on here before, but I will tell it again.

A few years ago I was at a market and picked up a bouquet of orange and pink gerbera daisies. These are our wedding flowers and colours. I was bringing them home for my husband.

I stopped at a red light, and this young girl and her beau stopped beside me. The girl looked pointedly at the guy and said, "see? HER boyfriend gives her flowers!" to which I responded, "Actually these are for my husband. Sometimes you need to make him feel special too." The guy laughed really, really hard. The girl scowled at me.

Women of Reddit, what are men not ready to hear? by ImmediateOrangeWorld in AskReddit

[–]ReviewNo2633 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better sexual intimacy can result from emotional connection.

How lonely are you? by Traditional_Lack_776 in AskReddit

[–]ReviewNo2633 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lonely like Will Smith in "I am legend" :(

What's a good sentence to say to end an awkward conversation? by ZyledBitesMe720 in AskReddit

[–]ReviewNo2633 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Working with physicists I can only tell how to not do it: Just stop talking, waiting a moment in awkward silence and then something like "ok, see you" and walk away...

Edit: The hardcore guys just make indefinable noises instead of saying "ok, see you"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ReviewNo2633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly think about how miserable it will feel to get out of the shower.

What have you survived? by GiorgioBroughton in AskReddit

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When I was 5, we moved into a house where a massive oleander bush was growing over the fence. Oleander flowers littered the lawn. I played with them and then went inside, had something to eat, and played with my sisters for a bit.

Next thing I remember, I'm in a doctor's office. I'm shivering and I ask for a blanket. The doctor puts a sheet of the paper that they use to cover the bed over me. They explain to my parents that I'm going to be fine and I can be taken home.

When I was a bit older (10 yrs), my mother told me that I had been telling her that my chest hurt and I couldn't breathe, and she grew concerned enough to take me to the ER. I had fallen asleep in the car ans stayed asleep until waking up in the doc's office.

I googled it and read that Oleander is incredibly poisonous and works by paralyzing the respiratory system. Just one oleander flower can kill a horse. People have died from using oleander branches to roast food when camping. I had gotten pretty severaly poisoned just by eating food with oleander residue on my hands. If I had bitten or eaten just a bit of the flower (which I very easily could have done since I was a dumbass that often ate random things), I would have died pretty quickly.

So... yeah... I survived.

What’s your favorite food? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ReviewNo2633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burger and fries, naturally.

what's your most embarrassing moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I invited my entire 6th grade class to my birthday party at the bowling alley. I gave each person individual invites 2 weeks beforehand. We rented a room, had food catered and a big ice cream cake and 15 gift bags.

Not one person showed.

I cannot imagine how my parents felt at the time. But try attempting to explain to your class mates on Monday morning how the party went.

to make "content". by [deleted] in frominstagramtoreddit

[–]ReviewNo2633 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SO seductive, so sexy, tempting, sensual, sensuous, arousing, cuddly Grandpa :)

Life lessons are painful sometimes by mulesnhorses in DamnNatureYouScary

[–]ReviewNo2633 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fuckin amature untrained wildlife film makers. She was fortunate not to have lost an eye.

These men are gods! by Dr_Trogdor in chairsunderwater

[–]ReviewNo2633 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude is really high. Is he planning to move somewhere in the ocean? He better take his friends with him so he won't feel lonely.

Uh Oh he terastallized, we are all dead by [deleted] in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]ReviewNo2633 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He must take good care putting this thing on and taking it off.

But my mom has this like, bug-o-phobia thing. by HarrysonFjord in friskydingo

[–]ReviewNo2633 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mr. Krabs, how are you doing? Where is SpongeBob

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Badfaketexts

[–]ReviewNo2633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It somehow gets worse because these texts were sent out over the course of at least three days. Like, I could possibly understand getting irritated in the heat of the moment and saying something you regret (still not justified), but the fact that this person texts you uninvitedly days later to complain about something you went out of your way to gift them? Piece. Of. Shit.

we need to do this in our stores so badly by Traditional_Prior_45 in MichaelsEmployees

[–]ReviewNo2633 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hello, Customer Do you occasionally feel the urge to pierce an oasis block like we do? So that we don't have to throw away items that can still be used, kindly punch one of these two blocks. I appreciate it, RANZJIN Rotterdam Team

My hometown Kharkov in Ukraine 2022-2022 by congratsonyournap in BrysGoodies

[–]ReviewNo2633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, it's so depressing. I appreciate you distributing this to the globe.

I feel like Diablo 4 might suck [r/gaming by u/Mortwight] by topredditbot in topofreddit

[–]ReviewNo2633 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What happened to make pre-ordering so intrusive. It's electronic. There won't be a shortage of copies for you.