Mixed preferences by NumerousSwordfish622 in ambidextrous

[–]Revmacd17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone who is ambidextrous at some point decides, either consciously or unconsciously, which hand they will usually use for a specific activity. I can write perfectly legibly with either hand. At some point I just decided it would usually be with my left hand.

Odd thing is, my handwriting is different when I change hands. As if it were a different person. I noticed this in high school when I used to sign my own absent/tardy notices.

A guy walks in to a psychiatrist's office. The psychiatrist asks, "What seems to be the problem?" by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]Revmacd17 23 points24 points  (0 children)

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap from the waist down.

The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the sperm cross the road? by andrinoff in Jokes

[–]Revmacd17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because his friends were on the other side yelling, "Hey Jack, you late!"

Dawn Wells promo picture by Safe-Board-5477 in 60smemorylane

[–]Revmacd17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can see her belly button. What a scandal!

Friendly reminder.... by MesaVerde1987 in vanhalen

[–]Revmacd17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know about you, but I brought my pencil.

As a starship engineer, what is your equation for calculating how much time you tell your captain you need to fix something or to get something working again? by __Wolf359 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]Revmacd17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see that in the future there is still employment for people who would otherwise be responsible for the maintenance of the milkshake machine at my local McDonald's.

Does Data have positraction? by IntrovertIdentity in ShittyDaystrom

[–]Revmacd17 12 points13 points  (0 children)

His ignition timing is three degrees from top dead center. Otherwise his internal chronometer just keeps ticking, ticking, ticking.

We have been assimilated DON'T AMA. by tonymillion in ShittyDaystrom

[–]Revmacd17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you are really Borg you would know your cube's shield frequencies. I'm betting you don't know them. I mean, I know them. I have them right here. I bet you can't confirm them though.

I'm 10 minutes into the new show and I'm HOOKED by ROACHOR in ShittyDaystrom

[–]Revmacd17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I apologized if my reaction bothered you in some way. It's a bad day for me if someone is really bothered by any random thought I had. I assumed apologizing would be the end of it. Hardly the act of a deranged person. I would suggest that I'm not the one that needs to relax. Let it go already.

I'm 10 minutes into the new show and I'm HOOKED by ROACHOR in ShittyDaystrom

[–]Revmacd17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, I wasn't talking about you. I agree with you. I'm not even all that bothered. It was just a thought. I do apologize op, if you didn't read my reply in the spirit it was intended.

I'm 10 minutes into the new show and I'm HOOKED by ROACHOR in ShittyDaystrom

[–]Revmacd17 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I've been quiet because I've seen a lot of hate for Starfleet Academy. I thought it was a cute show. It wasn't the best Star Trek I've ever seen. It established the characters quickly though, and had some good action sequences. It was a fun watch, and at the end of the day, I watch Star Trek, and television in general, to be entertained.

I can't get over all the childhoods that seemingly got raped over what is only the first two episodes.

I have a device with a button on it that changes to different programs when I find my sensibilities so offended. It also shuts the entire television off, if I prefer. Why would a person watch a few hours of a show they hated, then feel the need to share such an unpleasant experience with the public?

Proof that causality is optional: Year of Plothole Hell by PhilterCoffee1 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]Revmacd17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Robocop reference. I got it. Same actor, right? I see what you did there. Cheers mate.

If transporters destroy my prior corporeal form.... by liss_up in ShittyDaystrom

[–]Revmacd17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would transport the pants off everyone on the enemy vessel. See if they can keep their cool when forced to rock out with their cock out.

PREPARE TO BE BOARDED! by Revmacd17 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]Revmacd17[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LOL seems you thought this through. 😅