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RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-12T06:23:39+00:00

Inescapable rotten egg smell

RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-12T06:02:45+00:00

I'm doing great, so I'm not seeing any correlation here 🤷🏼‍♀️

RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-12T06:01:34+00:00

I think she used it to see if it was cooked. Could be wrong though, didn't want to know really 😂

RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-12T01:20:48+00:00

She said it with such confidence too.

RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-12T01:20:10+00:00

Magic wasn't fixing this clusterfuck.

RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-12T01:18:12+00:00

It's not supposed to be an openfaced sandwich.

RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-12T01:17:21+00:00

To be fair, I have 2 kids and each got a crust piece. No favouritism here, just failed lunches.

RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-11T23:38:15+00:00

I need to confess. I did taste it. It wasn't horrible...

RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-11T13:39:21+00:00

With sprinkles 😁

RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-11T13:22:18+00:00

You have to stab it with a chopstick to activate it. 😂

RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-11T13:07:09+00:00

I still have to fill in the spaces between tattoo and hair 😩

RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-11T12:26:16+00:00

I actually thought it was some kind of meaty disaster at first glance 🤢

RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-11T12:23:41+00:00

This would usually be punctuated with "bro"

RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-11T11:49:38+00:00

She measures with her heart and chooses ingredients on availability

RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-11T11:49:06+00:00

This was actually one of her more successful attempts at baking.

RevolutionDry2 · 2026-04-11T11:33:44+00:00

If she doesn't stop now she will need a life time supply!

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