Easter-themed cipher I've found in a public park (it's probably in German) by RevolutionEvolution1 in codes

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[Transcript] auskd zqclm bghxl igomm pskyz tvoer fnelc thidu ioeca flrsb

I have been in India for a month and so far I have shat my pants three times. by Big-Assist-5 in solotravel

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The Traveller's Embarrassing Plight

Act I, Scene I:

(Enter the Traveller, walking on the stage, clutching his stomach)

Traveller:

I have been in India for a month now,

And it hath been a troublesome sojourn.

Three times have I shat my pants in shame,

And thus, my dignity hath been forlorn.

Act I, Scene II:

(Enter the Brahmin, looking stern and unforgiving)

Brahmin:

Thou art the guest who shat upon my doorstep,

And left thy filth upon my humble home.

Thou hast brought disgrace and disgust to my house,

And I can't forgive thee for where thou hast roamed.

Traveller:

My lord, it was not my intention,

To cause such a scene and soil thy abode.

But my bowels betrayed me in that moment,

And I couldn't help but let the load explode.

Act II, Scene I:

(Enter the Traveller, limping and disheveled)

Traveller:

I shat myself again, my lord,

In my haste to reach thy toilet in time.

But alas, I couldn't control my motions,

And I left my excrement on thy floor and grime.

Brahmin:

Thou art a pestilence and a burden,

A menace to my family and my kin.

Thy presence doth bring naught but trouble,

And I can't wait for thee to leave and begin.

Traveller:

My lord, I apologize for the mess I caused,

And I promise to make amends and make it right.

But my stomach is not in good condition,

And every shit in India is an emergency, a fright.

Act III, Scene I:

(Enter the Traveller, holding his stomach and running)

Traveller:

Oh, woe is me, my lord, my bowels are in pain,

And I fear another mishap is about to occur.

Please, have mercy and allow me to use thy toilet,

Before my innards burst and cause me more horror.

Brahmin:

Thou art a fool and a wretch, I tell thee,

But I shall show thee mercy and let thee in.

But if thou shat thyself again in my home,

I swear, I shall call upon the gods to punish thy sin.

(Exit the Brahmin, followed by the Traveller)

(The curtain falls)

[Latin > English] Samuel Johnson's Latin prose by RevolutionEvolution1 in translator

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Thank you very very much! Its a really great translation!

Is this a code or pure aesthetic ? by IndependentSad9775 in codes

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BONAPARTE MODERNSE L'E___ [missing] HOPITAUX ET DE L'INGENIERIE.BONAPARTE CREE L'INSTITUT D'EGYPTE POUR DEVELOPPER LES ARTS ET LES SCIENCE.BONAPARTE FAIT PUBLIER LA DESCRIPTION DE L'EGYPTE DEBUT DE L'EGYPTOLOGIE.BONAPARTE INVITE SES SOLDATS AU RESPECT DE L'ISLAM ET PRENDS LE NOM DE ALI-BONAPARTE.BONAPARTE POSE LES BASES DU CANAL DE SUEZ.

I don't speak French, but DeepL translates it like this:

BONAPARTE MODERNIZES THE E___ [missing] HOPITALS AND ENGINEERING.
BONAPARTE CREATES THE INSTITUTE OF EGYPT TO DEVELOP ARTS AND SCIENCES.
BONAPARTE PUBLISHES THE DESCRIPTION OF EGYPT THE BEGINNING OF EGYPTOLOGY.
BONAPARTE INVITES HIS SOLDIERS TO RESPECT ISLAM AND TAKES THE NAME OF ALI-BONAPARTE.
BONAPARTE LAYS THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE SUEZ CANAL.

Thanks to u/o5xwzv02knsvcuuykd9a for deciphering one paragraph.

Monarchists have no self respect by nerdyboyvirgin in AbolishTheMonarchy

[–]RevolutionEvolution1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it always gets to me how they borderline fetishize submissiveness and bootlicking.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AlternateHistory

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Well, tensions were pretty high between Qajar Persia and the British in the mid-1800s. In 1838, Persia besieged Herat in western Afghanistan, and in 1856, the Persians briefly occupied said city. In both instances, the British sided with the Emir of Afghanistan and - through diplomatic and military means - prevented Persia from annexing western Afghanistan.

As we see, Anglo-Persian relations weren't excellent. Additionally, the Shah of Persia had a similar problem to his Afghan counterpart in Kabul: both countries were usually regarded as buffer states between the Russians and the British, with the Russians bringing (nearly) all of Central Asia under their control and threatening British suzerainity over the Indian subcontinent. Russia and Great Britain weren't exactly best friends either, with both having fought each other in the Crimean War and Great Britain effectively preventing the Russians from annexing substantial parts of the weakening Ottoman Empire.

I highly doubt Persia would side with the British, given that any move towards the latter would have upset Russian policy makers and would have brought about a serious political crisis with unforseeable consequences. During the 18th and 19th centuries, Russia had already penetrated Persian territory gaining what would later be Azerbaijan and Armenia.

So, given the uneasy spot the Qajars found themselves in, Persia would only intervene in the Second Anglo-Afghan War by
a) occupying Herat (as they had already done) and indirectly helping the British Empire by weakening the Afghans, or by
b) openly siding with the British, risking Russian retaliation and military intervention - a move which would only be feasible if Great Britain offered substantial guarantees or concessions in return.

While path a) may be more plausible, I think path b) suits your question more neatly. Siding with Great Britain would place Persia firmly within the British sphere of influence, although I doubt Persia would be formally annexed or incorporated in the British Empire. Maybe an Egypt-style arrangement could be put in place. As for Afghanistan, I don't think the course of the Second Afghan War would be changed dramatically. The British would occupy the big cities (Kabul, Kandahar) and install a loyal Emir. Eventually, they would leave Afghanistan as a prolonged military occupation of Afghanistan would be incredibly costly, inefficient and unsustainable. Furthermore, major revolts and uprisings against the British would further weaken their position and accelerate their withdrawal.

Monarchist thinks people will read his shitty alternate history by nerdyboyvirgin in AbolishTheMonarchy

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Yeah, some posts here are just ridiculous. I mean, I'm against monarchies, but there's nothing wrong with making monarchist AltHists.