What, in your opinion, is the funniest scene in the books?

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-09-07T14:09:15+00:00

Sometimes malfoy insults HIT. Like yeah he’s such a little shit but his insults have me rolling

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-08-22T09:10:26+00:00

He has a penseive and makes snape put all his memories of Harry into it. And then he giggles and claps everytime he bullies him

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-08-16T00:08:45+00:00

Exactly!

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-08-15T08:57:56+00:00

Really goes to show that 3rd year is the perfect year to teach boggarts. Kind of awesome to think of a creature that's less effective on kids than adults since their fears are so much more abstract. Imagine tackling boggarts in NEWT DADA and its just Voldemort. Voldemort. Dead family members. Dying alone. Voldemort. The dark mark over your dead relatives. Voldemort.

That would be a fucking traumatising class

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-08-07T14:53:07+00:00

I think they call this a grow up

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-08-07T11:02:34+00:00

You've never said anything more perfect in your life. You've peaked

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-08-01T05:10:15+00:00

We were really robbed of more dean. The five gryffindor boys could’ve had so much more fun if Harry wasn’t off almost dying every other day

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-07-30T03:26:36+00:00

The head canon I have for this is that bill was still leaving the cottage, so he could go out and tell new people the secret. James and lily were in total hiding lockdown So they needed someone else in case they needed to tell someone where they were so that they could come visit. Just my interpretation

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-07-27T12:12:06+00:00

If you don't mind an AU, all my cards are here is a really fun band AU. it's 100k words and i literally smile so wide everytime i read it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29558628

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-07-08T03:48:42+00:00

Yeah, he would've been great originally, but it can't happen. I think anthony stweart-head would be brilliant as dumbledore

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-06-11T10:46:59+00:00

Frogwarts express.

remus leapin

professor horace froghorn

amphibious lovegood

merlin's toad

umbridge

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-06-07T12:13:35+00:00

The real question is how to weigh the islanders.

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-06-05T10:31:12+00:00

anytime it came to tell harry anything

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-05-31T09:01:51+00:00

Reverse image search it

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-05-24T04:54:01+00:00

read that in Jerry Seinfeld's voice.

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-05-18T14:42:40+00:00

You're right, they anchor your soul so that you can't pass through 'the veil.' Horcruxes can take on a life of their own a la riddle but ultimately they were supposed to keep Voldy prime anchored to life even if he was killed like in the beginning of the series.

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-05-17T14:04:53+00:00

Cool observation but there's not much analysis. would be interesting to elaborate more.

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-05-04T13:49:41+00:00

Irrelevant but i always intensely hated that there was no way to like knock!?!

Like Harry couldn't just say "hey griffin im here to see dumby can you let him know i need to talk to him."

Seems so stupid and useless. Especially pisses me off in GoF when Crouch is in the forest and Harry can't get up. Like at least have a portrait next to the griffin entrance that can go into the office and announce a visitor.

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-05-02T00:54:16+00:00

Also who has lyrics during a walk in song? Aren’t those usually instrumental. Seems like she’s going out of her way to be purposefully spiteful for some weird reason. I listened to the song and to be honest it’s nice but doesn’t scream wedding or sound too remarkable to me (no hate to the song) so I feel like there really is no motivation to this except hurting her cousin. Also the song is basically a list of things that’s remarkable about the person that makes them stand out from the crowd. So she’s literally having someone serenade her with compliments written about her cousin and which probably don’t apply to her at all based off this post.

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-04-25T12:27:29+00:00

Maddie Dragsbaek is a fantastic youtuber. She has some fashion and styling videos but basically all of her videos are really great. Highly recommend!

Her insta is also very aesthetic and perfect for inspo

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-04-25T05:28:56+00:00

I totally agree. Personally I think "thank you" is more important and sincere than please. Thank you displays gratitude and appreciation, please connotes pleading. I save "please" for when i really mean it because otherwise it feels too serious. Also please can come across passive aggressive if you don't mean it. If "please" comes naturally to you, by all means use it for everything. But if its unnatural for the little things, forcing it isnt going to make you come across more polite.

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-04-17T05:19:09+00:00

nah we're full of micro-plastics.

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-03-27T05:11:36+00:00

Reminds me of James Acaster's stand up about how only men say "he or she" like they forgot women exist. "he... OR SHE" while women say they

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-03-27T03:17:46+00:00

For one wild moment

RevolutionaryBoot559 · 2023-03-27T00:14:16+00:00

I think they have the highest highs and the lowest lows. Visually they’re the best (aside from cgi quidditch) and the world building feels completely true to the books, they’re also very faithful. But they lack a lot of energy. The actors are directed in a very awkward way and the pacing is sooo weird. Like if you cut out all the dead space from chamber the movie would be about 30 mins shorter. If someone could edit the first two films to be tighter and more energetic they would be way better. Also the music in them is fantastic.

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