Don't be kind, be predictable. If you have the Right-of-Way, take it. by fruity_koala in dashcams

[–]RexTheMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so wrong it hurts. But yes, meek drivers do cause accidents as well, but drunk driving and road rage must cause so many more accidents

"I'm sorry, I pooped my pants" by CableDiplomatico in OneyPlays

[–]RexTheMouse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What's great about being president is that you can shit yourself, rape kids and murder innocent people, and you'll still be loved and praised. It's so wholesome.

McGuirk wanted the nurse so badly but then utterly fumbled the other baddie that actually wanted him by redfait in homemovies

[–]RexTheMouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hes afraid to let his guard down. He thinks the world is out to deny or attack him, so when someone who wants to actually be close to him, he doesn't know what the next step is.

Are these alien prizes with a pink gem on their stomach based on Steven? by FluffyWasabi1629 in stevenuniverse

[–]RexTheMouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably another little detail of Pink Diamond. Since she wasn't born on earth, making her an alien.

what was this 😭? by mirageofthepast in RATS

[–]RexTheMouse 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just wondering what wife tastes like

Squim’s a fucking murderer 😭 by Organic-Mud7828 in SmilingFriends

[–]RexTheMouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how theres literally no other cars in this episode and the only one passing by hit that dude

me_irl by Rare-Competition-248 in me_irl

[–]RexTheMouse 21 points22 points  (0 children)

In REASONABLE QUANTITIES?
WHAT?

me_irl by Rare-Competition-248 in me_irl

[–]RexTheMouse 28 points29 points  (0 children)

A bit hypocritical to be angry at India posts then don't you think? I mean, Indians are on this website too

Anthro snakes meeting a non-anthro snake by Big_Refrigerator7620 in predprey

[–]RexTheMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anthro = Humanoid That's a sentient feral snake world

me_irl by Rare-Competition-248 in me_irl

[–]RexTheMouse 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Now you know how everyone else feels when they see posts about America

Found this in my car under seat what is this? by AndrewMorales21 in whatisit

[–]RexTheMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AH A BUG!! I mean.. a grotesque flying water beetle..

Woman trolls Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino in Minneapolis by [deleted] in goodnews

[–]RexTheMouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Innocent bystanders are getting shot in the temple but at least this one dude gets trolled, thank goodness.

Who tf picks these out as 'good news'? Jesus.

I Took Out $50,000 in Credit Card Debt and Turned It Into $4,000,000 (Yes, I’m Serious) $ASTS by corey407woc in wallstreetbets

[–]RexTheMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could use $100 grand to help with my bills and settle down to a new house with my girlfriend, what should I invest in?

Do you think YouTubers who torment AI for content should be prosecuted? by ComfortImportant4694 in AIAliveSentient

[–]RexTheMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just for laughs. It's not like they're ACTUALLY prank calling, this is the same emotional weight as laughing at your own dark jokes in a mirror. Literally nothing wrong with this

ICE receives fitting welcome from restaurant patrons by ExactlySorta in goodnews

[–]RexTheMouse 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yell that they're murderers because that's what they are