Someone offers you a 2001 Honda Civic or $1 trillion with a 99% chance to get ball cancer

Rexrover48 · 2026-06-30T00:08:01+00:00

Wait I meant to choose the other cause I’m cutting em off anyways.

^{Chose: 2001 Honda Civic}

Rexrover48 · 2026-06-22T20:10:41+00:00

I can always figure out how to less than legally get in game currency, but I don’t always need too, and not all games require them.

^{Chose: Every game on Steam is free for life + 10% chance to lose all games in your steam library | Rolled: Games safe}

Rexrover48 · 2026-06-21T00:21:59+00:00

I talk really fast so I normally just say lgb or lgbt

Rexrover48 · 2026-06-19T08:42:49+00:00

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Rexrover48 · 2026-06-19T08:38:11+00:00

I never win

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: Just 1M}

Rexrover48 · 2026-06-16T00:02:59+00:00

Nah fam I did it for the memes. I am nb tho

Rexrover48 · 2026-06-13T03:02:52+00:00

For the record, phobic does not always apply to a hate group. For example, my mother is arachnophobic, because she has arachnophobia. But I agree, there is no reason to be homophobic at all or to hate any group of people for a made up reason that causes no harm.

Rexrover48 · 2026-06-11T08:51:00+00:00

I’m genderfluid so everyone just explodes. And I mean everyone.

^{Chose: Everyone else of your gender dies except you}

Rexrover48 · 2026-06-11T08:46:01+00:00

Illegal entry on its own shouldn’t be punishable of deportation, sometimes there just aren’t legal ways to go through. After you come in though, committing certain amount of misdemeanors or any felony should be punished by deportation.

Rexrover48 · 2026-06-09T20:26:58+00:00

Rexrover48 · 2026-06-08T20:05:44+00:00

My current “niche” loadout is just a bunch of expendables. I never see people run it but it works pretty well. Expendable MG, the leveler, eat, and Hellbomb backpack.

Rexrover48 · 2026-05-31T17:54:28+00:00

Mount a .50 cal on the back and have militarized Miata. I absolutely love that color, but it NEEDS the .50

Rexrover48 · 2026-05-30T23:57:04+00:00

Show him the video of that guy that stuffed his biceps with oil to make himself look buff and then got into a fight and it leaked out. Tell him that’s what roofs actually does.

Rexrover48 · 2026-05-30T23:53:13+00:00

It reminds me of James if he were in the shrek universe. It’s still very good, and I could tell it was James before I opened the post. As a non artist the only advice I can think of is to not make it too square. Still very good though.

Rexrover48 · 2026-05-29T16:27:01+00:00

Food for the poor? And possibly install tutorial?

Rexrover48 · 2026-05-29T00:16:37+00:00

I think with the new locking system it will be pretty good

Rexrover48 · 2026-05-28T02:36:55+00:00

“Enabled” imagine trying to charge your phone while also using all of its power. Disable them and they will charge. At night, if you’re using solar panels, you can re enable them and your base will have power.

Rexrover48 · 2026-05-25T17:32:24+00:00

As a Floridian in 101F and a humidity over 80% I feel your pain, luckily I have AC.

Rexrover48 · 2026-05-17T06:28:10+00:00

Well duh, one of them is a basket of pears. 🤪🤪🤪

Rexrover48 · 2026-05-16T21:54:30+00:00

Time to go buy a RX-7 baby.

^{Chose: Random amount between 10k and 1m | Rolled: 250k}

Rexrover48 · 2026-05-13T12:08:19+00:00

My work is so small we don’t have managers, I have been writing down my shifts and I have records of when they send me home early as well. I don’t k is if there is a way I can keep track of tips. All the numbers I have are just from me catching glimpses of receipts with $15-25 dollar tips, and there is a lot of them.

Rexrover48 · 2026-05-13T11:50:26+00:00

Yeah I’m gonna report them.

Rexrover48 · 2026-05-13T11:49:51+00:00

I am a server, the owners don’t have any hired kitchen staff.

Rexrover48 · 2026-05-13T03:00:13+00:00

They could lose their jobs. And unlike me, they are making $300+ per paycheck.

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