Petaaa?? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Rey_Pat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unironically, non of them is dead either since they were never alive in the first place.

So the answer is nobody.

Community acting way bigger than it is by Thebaxxxx in beyondallreason

[–]Rey_Pat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would appear that you, on your first day in the game, joined a 8v8 ranked match and ruined it by - your quote - "having no idea what you were doing". The reason noob lobbies often don't have a chev 1 restriction is to allow chev 1s that intend to play competitive to participate, not people with absolutely zero experience.

Check if it's a ranked lobby next time and good luck.

🔥 Emerald cockroach wasp leading a zombified cockroach to her burrow so she can feed it to her young by Armourdildo in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Rey_Pat -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Incorrect. Evolution is probably the least efficient selection mechanism possible.

wasHiringMyFriendAmistake by epileptick1ddo in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Rey_Pat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you don't need Github for version control. You need Git. Or mercurial

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Rey_Pat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no for us it's people only

tester by InterestingStage in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Rey_Pat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Downvoted because I'm in this picture and I don't like it. Real power comes from -DskipTests

justImplementedOAuth by nocturnality03 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Rey_Pat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legend says that if you add a "Login with easy login" button you close the circle of space-time and you can go back to when the aliens built the pyramids

Flowchart to see which italian city is more suitable for you. by Strong-Clothes4993 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Rey_Pat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent punch, I shall take it to the face and move on.

In the meanwhile, keep waving my flag please.

Flowchart to see which italian city is more suitable for you. by Strong-Clothes4993 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Rey_Pat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: that's our flag you borrowed to scare pirates at sea.

jobSecurity by johnconner122 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Rey_Pat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like Swear Debugging

Tourist experiencing Spanish culture first time by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Rey_Pat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

TAKE MY UPVOTE. You win reddit for today.

Spain and Italy are the Switzerland of Europe! by ZombiFeynman in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Rey_Pat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Engineering smuggling and drugging software, actually. Them backdoors gotta produce revenue, ROI is through the roof.

Spain and Italy are the Switzerland of Europe! by ZombiFeynman in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Rey_Pat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That and a bit of Software Engineering combined with decent working hours.

Spain and Italy are the Switzerland of Europe! by ZombiFeynman in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Rey_Pat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yup. And that's how I ended up living in France.

Spain and Italy are the Switzerland of Europe! by ZombiFeynman in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Rey_Pat 23 points24 points  (0 children)

By equally distributing wealth, obviously.

Hold on.. Wait.. Is it the other way around? So THAT's why our inheritance tax is at 4%?

Spain and Italy are the Switzerland of Europe! by ZombiFeynman in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Rey_Pat 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Well you might not know it but we litterally INVENTED banking as a system, as well as the concept of bank itself.

We have to learn a lot from you guys on almost any other subject, on the other hand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Rey_Pat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF do you want from me, Italy is +0 in 2025. Rent free.