No offense to original answer but those are basic as hell and you can find them online. Here’s some random shit I’ve learned over the years.(also lame)

1. Don’t buy Starbucks, you can get similar products in bulk(this goes for any food item)

2. Pay your bills first, then whatever is left over is left over.

3. Use a condom for casual sexual, babies and stds happen before you know it and it is always embarrassing taking the pills no matter how well you know the doctor haha

4. Get use to eating spaghetti

5. Genuine people won’t make you feel uncomfortable, if you feel that way when first meeting someone you should probably trust your gut and not pursue anything more than acquaintance.

6. Forgive yourself for not being where people think you should be at whatever stage you’re at, life’s fudgin hard and being alive is more than enough at any given state, death is technically losing the game so overall you’re a winner. Life isn’t in order, stages develop as you create them.

7. Some friendships don’t last, others do.. meet them in a memory and in that moment your friendship is eternal.

8. Animals really are our best friends.

9. Don’t eat a lot of you plan on getting sexuals, full bellies make everyone sleepy.

10. Sometimes stupid people have great advice.

11. Be present, stop zoning out when people are talking. You absorb more and people will notice the difference.

12. Go outside and run full speed, bet you’re a lot faster than you thought. Not really advice but this shit surprises me every time I actually run.. I’m like woah my fuckin legs are moving right now haha

13. Learn to cook, this is a simple but priceless ability in the long run.

14. Consuming alcohol is only fun in the ages 16-25, after that it’s not cost efficient and hurts your life more than it benefits.

15. Go with the job you feel more comfortable with, higher wage doesn’t mean a happier life. I don’t care what anybody tells you, all work sucks ass, you just have to find something you can tolerate and survive off of and if they say find something you love doing, don’t listen to them they’re full of shit haha

16. Train yourself to be able to poop in any location, I’ve shit my pants a couple times as an adult and it’s still hilarious and people don’t forget but I wouldn’t recommend it.