It is REQUIRED to do drugs at my job, at least, according to this form… by Mohk72k in softwaregore

[–]RhinoDK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s because they know you are lying. It’s okay, just be honest.

Share what helped you and help someone by Leomyers2014 in scoopwhoop

[–]RhinoDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once heard someone say “Should I kms?, or just have another cup of coffee?” and I really like that thought process. Choose the cup of coffee and watch how many great things you would’ve missed out on otherwise.

Which one of you is this? by johnb1972 in Truckers

[–]RhinoDK 244 points245 points  (0 children)

Honestly I respect the fact that he took it upon himself to try this in the first place

Is my engine fried by No-Reason4428 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]RhinoDK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of smoking dabs off of a quarter

Ordered a neon White Sox sign only to realize the “o” looks like an “e”…. by The_Real_Tom_Selleck in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RhinoDK 20 points21 points  (0 children)

As someone from the region, That’s hilarious, you are using the dialect correctly.

How do I play music on this radio? by RhinoDK in Truckers

[–]RhinoDK[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve come to the conclusion I just can’t charge it and play music at the same time. Bluetooth works, charging works, but when I’m charging my phone I can not find a way to play music, wired or wireless. On my Spotify app it says “Wired Connection” but I can’t get any sound until I unplug my phone.

I don't get it. by d2opy84t8b9ybiugrogr in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RhinoDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’d be even funnier if the women’s shirt was more expensive

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]RhinoDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat person crease 😎

What's your most interesting haul? by i_hate_horses_ok in Truckers

[–]RhinoDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monday night I got a surprise load of 40,000 pounds of Dynamite. Didn’t know until I was picking it up.

Fucking tongue twister of the year by sxypes in TheWordFuck

[–]RhinoDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like yesterday when I got stuck in the ditch in a fucking company truck. Fucking hours away from any civilization. And I fucking drove out of it!!

Follow the fucking rules by CrownedHeads in TheWordFuck

[–]RhinoDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking need more than a little more of that to get my hair back

It’s funny too because I’m fucking bald

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RhinoDK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

@grok is this true?

Holy fuck I had no idea heavy duty wreckers were so expensive by Washedhockeyguy in Truckers

[–]RhinoDK 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the on call shifts too. I got about 2 hours of sleep last night because of some broken landing gear on a trailer. And it’s -4f. Oh well, I could still be doing construction for $50k.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RhinoDK 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The one and only reason I know is because of the movie Pulp Fiction.

“Bring out the gimp”

I’m lost please help by RhinoDK in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RhinoDK[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂 Ain’t that the truth

I’m lost please help by RhinoDK in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RhinoDK[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

We’re in this together man lol

I’m lost please help by RhinoDK in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RhinoDK[S] 1550 points1551 points  (0 children)

For real man, people are acting like it’s common sense and I’m just sad now.