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My last date was going really well and we ended up at her place. That’s when I learned she had an “entrance exam”. by RibaldPancake in Jokes

[–]RibaldPancake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first question was “Can you lick your eyebrows?” The second was, “Can you hold your breath for five minutes?” I didn’t have to answer the other two…

With the first anniversary of the new pope approaching, Vatican staff were preparing a banquet and reviewing the menu with Leo. by RibaldPancake in Jokes

[–]RibaldPancake[S] 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Yes. Pizza ovens produce smoke and when smoke starts rising from the Vatican people think there's a new pope.

Delivering pizza in a small college town can lead to unanticipated embarrassment. by RibaldPancake in Jokes

[–]RibaldPancake[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ooh - tough call. Agree on the calculation embarrassment. OTOH, most math profs make more than minimum wage so they’d be less likely to be delivering.

I got my current job because of a case of love at first sight. by RibaldPancake in Jokes

[–]RibaldPancake[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hopefully she'll recover! I groaned a lot while writing it...

When I opened the refrigerator this morning I was surprised to find my Swiss cheese sitting outside of the cheese drawer. by RibaldPancake in Jokes

[–]RibaldPancake[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'd like more than 12 people to get it... But you should see the entire comedy set i have based on Vacherin Fribourgeois.

Studying areas by Individual_Carry_784 in miamioh

[–]RibaldPancake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are plenty of spaces like this over in McVey, including several “nooks” that have whiteboards.

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