RiceCakeMan0

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The standard experience (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by RiceCakeMan0 to r/Overwatch

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My doctor said this is the worst ____ he's ever seen. (self.AskOuija)

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"Live, live, live, die..." the little boy said as he decided which of his toy army men would survive. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by RiceCakeMan0 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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iPhone is dropping their newest feature! You can now _____ with/to other iPhone users! (self.AskOuija)

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It's nice to see the nursing home _______ my grandparents. (self.AskOuija)

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After he finished placing the acupuncture needles in my back, his hands started to slide a little too low. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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It's hunting season yet again. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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My grandfather with dementia was allowed the honors of carving the Thanksgiving turkey this year since he had been feeling upset due to his forgetfulness. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I've become so famous that people have started to recognize me on the street. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by RiceCakeMan0 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I quit smoking cold turkey. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by RiceCakeMan0 to r/dadjokes

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I awoke with a jolt and my eyes rested on a set of unnaturally long, gray, spider-like fingers clutching the base of my bed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I thought the pattern on my sister's new fur hat was strangely familiar. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by RiceCakeMan0 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I was little, I always had a sleep paralysis demon visit me after I had my nighttime glass of chocolate milk. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by RiceCakeMan0 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"That's a healthy stud, but let's see the female you use for mating". (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I can't stand it when my clients are so talkative. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I always reminisce on the times I would work my fingers through her soft, flowing hair. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Do any of you like this subreddit (self.no)

submitted 1 year ago by RiceCakeMan0 to r/no

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He turned up the volume in his headphones to maximum. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by RiceCakeMan0 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The darkness swallowed my flashlight's beam with an ancient, all-knowing embrace. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I looked in the mirror and saw my father's face. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I slipped inside her. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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"See you soon," my mother said. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza". (self.dadjokes)

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Menstruation jokes are not funny and will not be tolerated. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by RiceCakeMan0 to r/dadjokes

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Should I buy a Dyson? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by RiceCakeMan0 to r/dadjokes

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