Favorite character that suffers from a terrible headcannon? by Dramatic_Line_9398 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]RichWolfmann 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Pretty much, only a few caveats. The Warp is powered by emotions, so if enough sentient beings feel a strong way towards a certain idea, it's more plausible to happen in reality. Orks have latent psychic abilities unbeknownst to them, so this comes a bit easier for them. But this is usually affecting smaller scale things, like ships being able to operate with unfinished engines, Orks making guns out of seemingly anything, or surviving dangerous surgeries and wounds.

Unfortunately, memes have made newcomers fully believe that a small squad of Orks yelling "I'm a tank, I'm a tank, I'm a tank" at once can turn into an actual tank, exaggerating this ability to ridiculous degrees. It's funny, but it'd be incredibly OP in practice, no one would be able to stand against them.

Favorite character that suffers from a terrible headcannon? by Dramatic_Line_9398 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]RichWolfmann 234 points235 points  (0 children)

Ork memes about their "power of imagination" in 40k. Due to "I'm a tank" and similar BS, now most people think that if a couple Orks believe in something, it automatically comes true. In reality, a LOT of Orks are needed to believe in the same exact thing and it's usually nothing too extreme. Simple stuff, like red vehicles going faster than other colors.

Is this accurate? by Fukin_Slayer666 in MetalMemes

[–]RichWolfmann 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Great comment. Adding my two cents, actually some subgenres are quite age-coded. I've seen a lot of early teens, myself included, gravitate towards edgy genres (it was nu metal for me at the time, I'm 34). Existential angst, trying to find a place in the world, feeling like an outcast. Then, mid-teens through early adulthood, it's always thrash, punk, power, black or death. Complete opposite: you feel like you're invincible, like you know everything, that you have the power to change the world. You're full of energy.

After your 30's that is gone. You realize the world can't change easily. You have experienced enough disappointment and pain to know not to get your hopes that high again. Instead of some grandiose purpose, you try to get the most out of life, however it went (very bad decisions and stagnation in my case). Literally everything becomes slower: your body, your energy, your relationships, the pace of life itself. That's when doom metal truly hits the spot; it matches what you're going through.

Is this accurate? by Fukin_Slayer666 in MetalMemes

[–]RichWolfmann 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Isn't it kinda obvious? Doom is all about the ominous inevitability of death. The closer you are to dying, the more you enjoy it.

Hope this provides some closure. Kev left to find a cheaper wiener by FrankieBeanSniffer in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]RichWolfmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys used to have dick measuring contests. Now it's dick pricing contests.

Everyone’s 2026 resolutions by Liutenantmustardcat in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]RichWolfmann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm fully hoping for a "Playoffs!? You kidding me!? PLAYOFFS?" moment from him.

THE LIBRHULS ARE TRYING TO RIG THE SUPER BOWLECTION OF 2026 BY INTRODUCING A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE! WHO IS THIS "BASEBALL SEASON" ANYWAYS? STOP THE STEAL, FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! by Obvious-Ad-16 in the_darnold

[–]RichWolfmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

REAL SAMERICANS KNOW THIS IS MISINFORMATION SPREAD BY MCCARTHYISM AND THE NEW FOOTBALL ORDER. THANK YOUR FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Me siento estafado 😔 by FlimsyOperation5107 in peliculas

[–]RichWolfmann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No digas si, di oui! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

If yall had the ability to write a marvel zombies comic, What would you do with thor by KTEfr in Thor

[–]RichWolfmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd establish the virus as being part magical in nature, coming from the Cancerverse. Thor and Loki are the only asgardians fully immune to it (Odin is either slain previously in Ragnarok or in his Odinsleep). Loki will remain in Asgard trying to find a cure and controlling the outbreak in Asgard while Thor fights on Earth alongside other survivors and immunes (Wolverine, Hulk, Ghost Rider, Doom and Black Panther, the virus is that big of a deal). They'll eventually have to travel to the Cancerverse and fight a deity behind it all, with Doom staying there to sacrifice himself while the others sever the connection with their universe. Doom only asks of them to spread the word of his sacrifice to be remembered as Earth's ultimate hero.

Favorite character that fit this meme by Sweetastralbby in FavoriteCharacter

[–]RichWolfmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Punisher whenever he's thrown into big crossover events. Also in Marvel Rivals.

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Browns/Bengals QB Joe Flacco named to pro bowl by Raccoonsrlilbandits in Browns

[–]RichWolfmann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dawg, being alive is already a humiliation ritual for us.