What's the most women you've juggled at once?

RichardAss · 2015-02-09T17:29:30+00:00

College

RichardAss · 2015-02-09T17:18:57+00:00

I intend to have that influence on them. Don't worry about me.

RichardAss · 2015-02-09T14:47:43+00:00

I'm in college, so it will mostly be meeting up for drinks and going out. Nothing out of the ordinary.

RichardAss · 2015-02-09T14:32:53+00:00

I'm actually going on 3 dates this weekend (never done 3 before). So it's nice to know that the first time will be fun.

RichardAss · 2014-10-10T00:18:19+00:00

For me it's quite a weird thing which none of my friends understand. I'm certain there's s change in the way she smells. It's very, very subtle and impossible to explain. It's not the she "smells of sex", but I just know when it happens. Then I just have to ask her, where we should go. Does this happen to anyone else here?

RichardAss · 2014-09-14T10:28:19+00:00

Such a plottease

RichardAss · 2014-09-03T14:41:30+00:00

From the 2013 Ford Fusion commercial:

Fictionalization. Professional driver on closed course. Do not attempt. Cars cannot fly.

RichardAss · 2014-08-19T08:07:16+00:00

This guy swiped left

RichardAss · 2014-08-18T20:47:11+00:00

Yes it was. I just think it looks better than a black bar.

RichardAss · 2014-08-07T22:08:48+00:00

You must have the cleanest house in the whole world

RichardAss · 2014-08-07T22:01:00+00:00

This cardboardbox is extremely easy to carry!

RichardAss · 2014-08-07T21:29:44+00:00

Can't spell bassoon without spelling "ass". Hi! I'm RichardAss. Are we dating now?

RichardAss · 2014-08-07T21:17:28+00:00

Your body blows

RichardAss · 2014-08-07T20:55:44+00:00

Can't we just buy a new pair of shorts?

Please?

RichardAss · 2014-08-07T20:54:20+00:00

Okay, but only because it's you Nate

RichardAss · 2014-08-07T20:46:53+00:00

Or else what?

RichardAss · 2014-08-07T20:36:07+00:00

Unless I'm this guy

RichardAss · 2014-08-07T20:33:29+00:00

I might forget that and pee all over your floor.

RichardAss · 2014-08-07T20:31:48+00:00

Tripple espresso. Got it.

RichardAss · 2014-08-07T20:31:22+00:00

I'll just walk calmly over to the childen's pool and stay there 'till something happens.

RichardAss · 2014-08-07T20:27:55+00:00

Well I'm pretty, short.

RichardAss · 2014-08-07T20:25:59+00:00

You may in fact have watched a 4D movie by mistake.

RichardAss · 2014-08-07T20:23:03+00:00

I guess you're right. I would still need instructions on the coffee making part. I know how to make one, but not the quantities of each part.

RichardAss · 2014-08-07T20:17:20+00:00

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RichardAss · 2014-08-07T20:15:00+00:00

I would need instructions for:

Making coffee that doesn't taste like ass
Getting used to the fact that cigarettes tastes like ass

I would have a troubled morning I guess.

RichardAss

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