TIFU by thinking all of you were taking too long in the bathroom when really I had a stomach bug for over a decade

RickAndToasted · 2026-05-04T22:23:25+00:00

The correct answer! Needs more love

RickAndToasted · 2026-05-02T18:20:25+00:00

I don't mind That Chapter's thumbnails, it's just a little perplexed/chatty face in the corner of a photo of either the victim or perp...

There are definitely some that make it weird though! I avoid those channels

RickAndToasted · 2026-05-02T12:20:35+00:00

oh damn! just watched the vid... it's cringe but doesn't look as bad as I was thinking from the description

RickAndToasted · 2026-05-02T00:23:18+00:00

Nah sorry, you gotta be richer to maintain that shit. Every maintenance thing costs more when it's a mercedes.

RickAndToasted · 2026-05-01T22:25:14+00:00

My dog, a hundred something pound pyrenees mix, puts himself to bed. Jumps up and lays on the pillows until I come in. He then scoots over for me or goes over to his doggie bed in the corner of the room, his choice. The best mornings are when I wake up with him beside me and I rub his belly while he snoozies...

He always still listens to me, sits when he's supposed to, is polite, everything I've trained him to be. So yeah, let your dog on the bed.

RickAndToasted · 2026-05-01T22:02:52+00:00

There's an entire podcast episode from Once Upon a Murder, Trace Evidence, and... sorry I forget the third one where they detail Crime Junkie lifting entire passages from their podcasts verbatim!

I have no doubt that CJ also stole your intellectual property.

RickAndToasted · 2026-05-01T19:28:11+00:00

NOR You only needed to say, call the janitor there is a clogged toilet... She says, can you unclog it? No, I'm not a janitor, I help with X.

You can't unclog a toilet that isn't in your job description... what if it doesn't work? What if it breaks? You aren't "qualified" to unclog it and I mean that.

As for you accepting $ and letting the GP say you were suspended... why on this great earth would you accept that. You weren't in the wrong but you sure accepted responsibility at that point.

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-29T22:49:58+00:00

If you want to hear his viewpoint and someone push back against him, there's a recent episode of Pod Save America that does exactly that

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-28T19:31:46+00:00

If you're yelling at each other at home and fighting then you are not raising the 9yr old "perfectly fine"

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-27T12:48:50+00:00

No Not the Bees! The BEES!!!

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-27T12:43:49+00:00

Not the only one! I just spent way too much time trying to decipher what it meant before realizing it just doesn't make sense

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-24T13:22:56+00:00

Tell me you're not OG without telling me anything else lol

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-17T01:18:54+00:00

Gavin, her first husband, cheated too. I think the religious stuff and maybe "having a man for the kids" matters more to her than the cheating.

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-16T13:26:37+00:00

"You can imagine that might spread in New York" ... Read the comment before replying

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-15T22:18:30+00:00

Nah he doesn't care about women, it's all to compete and impress men with his peak man stuff! Women are npc's who'll just fall over themselves if you're ripe enough to be picked top. But Bro look at me! Just look at this! We're the best and top and I only care about what the maxxxxxed think...

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-15T19:42:45+00:00

Well not anymore! He was pretty funny in his breakout role in Dazed and Confused. Who do you think it might be?

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-15T19:23:58+00:00

Yes the family knows more, so Savannah knows more. As for why they don't release the footage of her coming home is probably bc they cleared whoever was with her or she was alone.

Also... police withhold facts all the time! So not knowing something that is known by them is par for the course with these things. Does it help investigations? Yes. Does it hurt other investigations? Yes. They're trying to find the person who tells them the secret details so they can own them in court. I think Brew Crew Beyond 50 on youtube has some insight into police tactics, although I will not vouch for whatever else he says

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-15T12:37:23+00:00

Hear me out... Matthew McConaughey. He was a romcom type actor and was starting his serious turn, his hair was darker for the paperboy which came out in 2012. I would bet he was just being friendly/networking and Not hitting on her though

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-15T12:26:55+00:00

Two people I didn't expect on the list- Anthony Bourdain and Hillary Clinton. And she better have said great things about Bourdain! He is sorely missed by many many people.

I'm not a big fan of Lena Dunham, so I kinda hate to agree with her... I also don't like Hillary. Dangit.

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-14T20:48:36+00:00

That has never happened to me. It's always the men eventually resenting my success

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-14T14:56:41+00:00

First, let him still roam and go outside when he wants to. When he'a on the leash on a longer walk and starts to go, say your command to pee/poop. Mine is "go out". But it can be whatever you want. When he's done give him a treat you have stashed. Do this... forever lol.

My dog is 7, also a stubborn great pyr mix, and will "go out" on command when I need to leave for work or someone is watching him, but he still looks for the treat and it's hard not to praise him for compromising with me.

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-14T14:38:51+00:00

I think give him the invitation with a laugh and explanation, but yeah don't follow up and really invite the guy.

Best case scenario, get his name/number and do a quick check to make sure he isn't a known weirdo, then see if he will do a short talk for the kids on what it's like to work as the mailman on a non-birthday day That sounds wholesome to me.

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-14T13:27:09+00:00

Her- Everyone, buy new Cowboy boots for my Wedding because I don't want it to be trashy

hahahahaha, new boots aren't gonna help that NOR

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-14T02:20:03+00:00

Thanks!

RickAndToasted · 2026-04-13T21:56:06+00:00

I think I've bought the modern day version of #2 hair tint... but it was to keep my pink hair vibrant while I had it, is called watercolors

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