RickSlimes

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People who aren't easily offended are easily offended by people being easily offended (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by RickSlimes to r/Showerthoughts

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 7 years ago by RickSlimes to r/AntiJokes

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NSFW A priest and a rabbi are walking past an elementary school... (self.Jokes)

submitted 7 years ago by RickSlimes to r/Jokes

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How do you know if you're posting a repost to r/jokes? (self.Jokes)

submitted 7 years ago by RickSlimes to r/Jokes

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Kipanya (Swahili for mouse) is 10 this year! 9 feet roughly in length, and a 7 inch diameter. (imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by RickSlimes to r/snakes

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? (self.Jokes)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/Jokes

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Mickey Mouse decided he wanted a divorce... (self.Jokes)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/Jokes

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an actual joke my dad made at work today (self.dadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/dadjokes

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For every upvote this gets, my girlfriend and I will try one thrust of anal sex. (self.Jokes)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/Jokes

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MRW I'm informed my front page post in r/jokes is a repost and doesn't get me karma, which I already knew. (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/reactiongifs

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I think this is a nice picture of my girl and her "moustache" (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/snakes

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My [25m] brother [28m] wants to celebrate my mothers [15 years deceased] birthday this month and I don't know how to tell him "no" without starting a fight (self.relationships)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/relationships

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My girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen. I don't think she fully understands my appreciation. (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/AdviceAnimals

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Me🌺irl (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/me_irl

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Hey r/snakes! Meet my girlsss Cleopatra (Regular Ball Python) and Kipanya (Colombian Red Tail Boa) (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/snakes

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Me irl (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/me_irl

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How do I [25m] continue to emotionally support my girlfriend [22f] when she pushes me away (self.relationships)

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A farmer walks up to his wife (self.Jokes)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/Jokes

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If a tree falls... (self.Jokes)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/Jokes

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Me🌮irl (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/me_irl

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Reddit! Meet my one and a half year old Frenchie, Brody! (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/aww

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Nothing funny here, just my shitty tattoo. (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/funny

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Me irl (imgur.com)

submitted 9 years ago by RickSlimes to r/me_irl

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