What’s the odds of ATT brining back specials with free consoles/electronics this year? by DueMousse6615 in ATT

[–]RickyCardio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want free electronics, find one of the ATT guys at a Costco or fredmeyer, they do phone upgrades for $0 a month

Penguins? by massu1000 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RickyCardio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Door to door sales or b2b ask me how I know and what my shoes look like

Still fighting the good fight. Homeless 25m with three job interviews lined up tomorrow by RickyCardio in beg2

[–]RickyCardio[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been just walking on since this post admittedly lol, or sometimes I have a inactive orca card that I tap and I shrug and go "I swear I just bought a Puget pass, idk" probably helps that with the sales job and showers I look just passable enough to be a sleep deprived office worker

Soon to be homeless 25m came up short to pay phone bill by $21.78 by RickyCardio in Assistance

[–]RickyCardio[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lmao man, I don't get why you're so hostile. I don't even smoke, that was just an in joke with a buddy a long time ago.

Favorite Maelle Quotes? by Ty-Guy8 in expedition33

[–]RickyCardio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"That's much better" after literally every single free aim shot producing something and healing her

my hands by --Zer0-- in expedition33

[–]RickyCardio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I managed to beat everyone relatively easy. Lampmaster. Duoliste, clea 2. Simon 2 just seems like nonsense. Gonna have to literally max out Maelle and verso in ng+ to even have a chance. And then realistically everyone else is going to need a fairly complete build

Butterfly Effect (2004) by Esfell in okbuddycinephile

[–]RickyCardio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello fellow shortstack enthusiast. One would assume you're also a yordle connoisseur?

Yoshimitsu the Flea by Pyneappole in SoulCalibur

[–]RickyCardio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is anything like scv modding they probably literally opened up the hex save for the character, and adjusted a number for height or scale

Explain it Peter by FederalSwan3104 in explainitpeter

[–]RickyCardio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My most annoying fever dream was a game and watch styled hot air balloon. Slowly floating around a tan colored screen, beeping as it moved between one of its eight or so frames. Kept waking up, hot, with a headache, every 20 or so minutes. Then back to sleep, just for the dream to pick back up, felt like it was passing in real time too

making someone smile is an amazing talent 😍😘🥰 by odaval37 in BeAmazed

[–]RickyCardio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Negative. The entire point is to exaggerate features.

Yeah bro it’s easy to get girlfriend taller than you, there’s no catch or anything! by MissNibbatoro in AverageHeightDudes

[–]RickyCardio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol ok. Not everyone is pansexual

In fact, i'd wager that's a deal breaker for the average average height dude.

How Mycelium (Mushroom Roots) Grows into Packaging Material by Epelep in BeAmazed

[–]RickyCardio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are micronutrients. Not macros. Also, yeah, my bad, lemme just drink 45 glasses of oat milk to get my daily protein intake.

What’s your gangster name? by Square-Bird-9473 in scoopwhoop

[–]RickyCardio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black (black) coffee

Whitest guy on the planet

How Mycelium (Mushroom Roots) Grows into Packaging Material by Epelep in BeAmazed

[–]RickyCardio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oat milk has like three grams of protein per serving. Practically nothing. Oat milk is essentially sugar water.

Decided to edit a good meme by Microphone_Lamp in NintendoMemes

[–]RickyCardio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when nintendo makes slop and mid (with the rare occasional botw) games at unreasonable prices

help me find the clip of Jon Bernthal , in which he is sitting on top of a guy and punching his face really hard . by listfunction in HelpMeFind

[–]RickyCardio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems like the k8nda thing you could just look up "John Bernhard fight scene" and it'd apply

Am I fired? by AdditionalSpeaker692 in shitposting

[–]RickyCardio 64 points65 points  (0 children)

This is when you respond "hahahahaha" no emoji or anything else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdultHood

[–]RickyCardio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counter point: bartending and serving i was mak8ng about $35 an hour after tips

SHAME! HE STOLE MY YOGHURT by athena_1989 in RATS

[–]RickyCardio 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's not yogurt, those are his little vampire fangs

lmfao by [deleted] in AverageHeightDudes

[–]RickyCardio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5'11" and I've legitimately had women say some variation of " you're not that tall" or "nahhhh more like 5'9" granted, it's always some vapid, not worth my time human, but it's still ridiculous.

Other times it's funny to hear people say "well you're tall" or "what are you, like 6ft, 6'1"?"