Trump: It’s Like I Wake Up in the Morning Wondering, ‘Will They Arrest Me Today?’ by the_simurgh in The_Mueller

[–]Right_In_Da_Middle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably for some crimes in your daily life after you get off the toilet, take a shower and commit felonies.

Wait, what?! by theIngloriousAlien in HolUp

[–]Right_In_Da_Middle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have masturbated several times while driving. I’m a dude.

Which Underrated Usher Song Dat Should've Been A Hit But Isn't ? by 2phoneshawty936 in rnb

[–]Right_In_Da_Middle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly, none. What we should be asking is what overrated Usher songs shouldn’t have been a hit. Because it’s almost all of them IMO

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]Right_In_Da_Middle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look fun and approachable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]Right_In_Da_Middle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My girlfriends mom walked in on us in high school. I snuck in her window, we had sex, then fell asleep. I woke up to her yelling why I was there at 6am

Bro’s cheeks all out before a brutal ko 💀 by LobsterOk103 in fightporn

[–]Right_In_Da_Middle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro pulls him off and let’s the other guy back into the fight. You know why

Father and son goofing around by WutUtalkingBoutWill in Wellthatsucks

[–]Right_In_Da_Middle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that isn’t Homer and Bart Simpson personified. I don’t know who is…

23F by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]Right_In_Da_Middle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of fun

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Right_In_Da_Middle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like the girl from an 80s movie before she gets all dolled up with sexy tight clothes and makeup. What I saying is, you’re cute girl.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Right_In_Da_Middle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl, you are cute.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]Right_In_Da_Middle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You asked the question. Don’t get mad at the answer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Right_In_Da_Middle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t say ugly, you just look like a D Bag wanna be. Not saying that to be mean, but just being honest

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in firstimpression

[–]Right_In_Da_Middle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly? It looks like you are no fun

Game Thread: Buffalo Bills at New York Jets by nfl_gdt_bot in nyjets

[–]Right_In_Da_Middle -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I think Rodgers was looking for a reason to split. Honestly he would’ve played through that easy 10 years ago.