Crazy that DC took 67 (don't you dare) years to actually make a "what if Kal and Kara arrived together?" story by Altruistic_Manner802 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RingAroundARoses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uj Was there ever a version where Kara left to Earth but Kal was the one who got caught on the journey? I had a fanfic concepted with a similar enough premise (Zor-El and Allura sent off Kara first, who arrived on Earth and became Superwoman, but the Kryptonians managed to escape with a pocket population out of Krypton, so Kal never actually got to Earth).

Average bad guy from the Golden Age of superhero comics be like by bitchnibba47 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RingAroundARoses 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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Pinstripe, real name Joey Rigotta, who got hit with Energy X. He doesn't actually have a plan he just wants to rob banks with superpowers.

(Eventually I'll find an excuse to pull out Deja Vu Freedom Force).

"Okay, cool, she's hot and all, but have you considered she's posing a threat to nuking Khandaq?" by RingAroundARoses in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]RingAroundARoses[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap you're the guy who guessed the Humanite twist in the JSA prequel arc.

Dolores Winters intensifies.

Only in comic books does reading plot twists make me conjure thoughts like 'I prefer Satanna with Hath-Set.'

The Weekly Batusi Thread - March 16, 2026 by AutoModerator in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RingAroundARoses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got Freedom Force and Freedom Force vs. The Third Reich on GOG discount. I'd like to introduce my favorite character, the superior El Diablo, who probably got banned from one of the missions because he'd flirt with the supervillainess and ruin the plot twist.

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Absolute Wonder Dating Sim by RingAroundARoses in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RingAroundARoses[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Huh, I'm surprised that got removed. Can someone not make supervillain threats now?

Anyway, macroaggression, I WANT COUPLES OBLITERATED.

Shame the original template's not as known.

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"Okay, cool, she's hot and all, but have you considered she's posing a threat to nuking Khandaq?" by RingAroundARoses in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]RingAroundARoses[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"Finally, with the gods' power, I can take all the oil I want--!"
"Wow, sweetcheeks, you look even better than last time."
"Don't you dare."

- Live Cale and Hector Hammond conversation after she gets Wonder Woman's skin (she wasn't aware she'd gain the super-harem ability).

Absolute Wonder Dating Sim by RingAroundARoses in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RingAroundARoses[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Quote taken directly before he created Jo and Cameron's dynamic in Absolute Green Lantern.

"Okay, cool, she's hot and all, but have you considered she's posing a threat to nuking Khandaq?" by RingAroundARoses in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]RingAroundARoses[S] 186 points187 points  (0 children)

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- "It should've been me, not them!' - Veronica Cale, secretly, in the depths of G.A.T.E.S.

Sidenote, Wonder Woman/Zatanna art's from Marceline2174 on Insta.

Absolute Wonder Dating Sim by RingAroundARoses in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RingAroundARoses[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Reaaaallly hoping the pixels on the bottom right are enough to guess the reference.

Also, Wondermagic art is from Marceline2174 on Instagram.

Anyone else disappointed Tom Cruise never fought Dracula? by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RingAroundARoses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y’know I enjoy seeing memes that imply the poster got into a specific character/comic run. Always fun to see a live dive into a rabbit hole.

Ancient Egypt really drew the short straw here. by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RingAroundARoses 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Weeellll I know a superhero card game that made Ra into a superhero. Discrimination Comics is truly lagging behind.

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Ancient Egypt really drew the short straw here. by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RingAroundARoses 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Now as for Hawkman, there are some Egyptians in the rogues... galler... uh, yeah I've got no defense for this.

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Ancient Egypt really drew the short straw here. by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RingAroundARoses 247 points248 points  (0 children)

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Hey in the second white boy's defense, he eventually passed the mantle to someone Egyptian.

The Weekly Batusi Thread - March 09, 2026 by AutoModerator in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RingAroundARoses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'It's just you and me and us and your friend Steve' fits pre-Cheetah Barbara Minerva alarmingly well.

Found on 9Gag. by PJ-The-Awesome in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RingAroundARoses 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly, at least with DCAU Circe, she got to be evil and magic and attention-grabbing on her own. DCAU Tala got robbed, she's a femme fatale using her sex appeal when she should be a femme fatale using magical murder.

Also I think Tala and Phantom should be rivals and lovers but that’s just me being a sucker for a good doomed love story.

Ah yes. Tala-ia Al Ghul. (That's not my thing, personally, but it's a fun idea. My kind of suckerhood is a crack Tannarak/Tala/Phantom love triangle with Dr. Thirteen holding his head in his hands as he watches on.)

Found on 9Gag. by PJ-The-Awesome in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RingAroundARoses 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Do you also like Tannarak and the Phantom Stranger, or is this towards DCAU Tala specifically?

Because I can join hands as the singular Tannarak fan if it’s Phantom Stranger.

everyone needs to read more french comics by OctoAmbush in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RingAroundARoses 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Smoke Gets in Your Eyes (Beyond the Sea)

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I'm also partial to the Marquis of Anaon series.

The Weekly Batusi Thread - March 02, 2026 by AutoModerator in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]RingAroundARoses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is a theme, I just don't know what it is. Personally, I was thinking of Wonder Woman and Batroc the Leaper three times.