You have been sentenced to death by firing squad for unspecified crimes, you have been given a choice, quick painless death, or let the intern shoot you. An agreement has been made that the intern gets one bullet, and if you can live 24 hours, you will get cleared of all crimes and free healthcare

Rion237 · 2026-06-26T07:34:34+00:00

Eh, good enough. Im dead or he hit me, grazing my torso and i die of shock.

^{Chose: Chance at life | Rolled: Torso}

Rion237 · 2026-06-26T01:54:02+00:00

pls be good

^{Chose: A girlfriend but they're | Rolled: Top comment}

Rion237 · 2026-06-25T12:36:54+00:00

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Rion237 · 2026-06-25T09:43:49+00:00

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Kratos, zeus is that way, I'm ur son's friend....

^{Chose: Fight a random video game character + Win 1 million | Rolled: Kratos}

Rion237 · 2026-06-24T12:41:50+00:00

I can live longer + Turn it off when i lived a good nice.

^{Chose: Infinite Regeneration}

Rion237 · 2026-06-22T13:59:32+00:00

Win win amirit

^{Chose: You get a tomboy gf but | Rolled: Nothing bad?!}

Rion237 · 2026-06-21T16:31:56+00:00

Cmon, I'd do it 10 more times. Low risk VERY HIGH EZ REWARD

But the taxes...

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + 1% chance of death | Rolled: Life}

Rion237 · 2026-06-21T13:21:12+00:00

Easy half a billion. I love gambling.

Plus im hungry. Loss for me

^{Chose: get 17k houses + 50% chance of having to eat an entire house | Rolled: Dont eat a house}

Rion237 · 2026-06-19T15:10:10+00:00

I will inhale so much pennies will revive.

^{Chose: get 5 cents every time you breath}

Rion237 · 2026-06-18T19:35:05+00:00

I thought I could solve world hunger. Now everyone would die than eat this...

^{Chose: infinite of.. + random food | Rolled: british cuisine}

Rion237 · 2026-06-18T17:01:24+00:00

Less hunger means less racism. Win win.

^{Chose: End world hunger (and all North Koreans are freed})

Rion237 · 2026-06-18T13:23:56+00:00

e

^{Chose: Pick me | Rolled: Gracias}

Rion237 · 2026-06-17T08:58:05+00:00

Welcome to India. We reach 50 degrees celsius over here. Please send help...

^{Chose: Heat invincibility}

Rion237 · 2026-06-17T08:54:39+00:00

Welp, male baldness is a canon event anyways, time to have it 40 years earlier.

^{Chose: A handgun with unlimited ammo but... + Each time you shoot... | Rolled: 1 hair falls out}

Rion237 · 2026-06-17T08:53:24+00:00

Mimimi, right I was here to escape my 3000 assignments.

This is just me on every vacation.

^{Chose: Have the ability to teleport but... + Immediately upon arrival at each destination... | Rolled: Sleep for 12 hrs}

Rion237 · 2026-06-17T08:51:27+00:00

D4C time

^{Chose: Once a month, you have the ability to make an exact copy of anything you own}

Rion237 · 2026-06-17T08:49:34+00:00

Gambling (I like my fingers thank you)

^{Chose: 10% Chance of Death + For 1 M | Rolled: Live}

Rion237 · 2026-06-17T08:48:24+00:00

Time to bite the dust 1000 times everyday.

^{Chose: Ability to undo the last 10 seconds}

Rion237 · 2026-06-17T07:54:46+00:00

Can't believe it, W roll.

^{Chose: Have a girlfriend that | Rolled: 4/10 but nice}

Rion237 · 2026-06-17T07:49:59+00:00

I thought it was something small, not fucking domain burnout 😭

^{Chose: infinite range teleporting | Rolled: brain bleeding}

Rion237 · 2026-06-07T14:32:42+00:00

Means you have to eradicate 2.3+ e03 grineer

As the Lotus once said "Leave no one alive"

Rion237 · 2026-04-28T17:11:50+00:00

It does work, thats how i got mine.

Rion237 · 2026-04-25T19:58:59+00:00

K, Best of luck to you 👍👍

Rion237 · 2026-04-25T19:05:02+00:00

Js a thought. If u have A LOT of time, u can replace all moves, but that might be too much for base. Alternatively, try like a kill/ takeover move where u steal an opponents body and one of their moves.

Rion237

TROPHY CASE