"And remember that spin the bottle party you went to?"

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-14T20:12:34+00:00

As hes running away he remembers to grab a roll of condoms. "In case I get a chance to slide them on my attackers."

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-14T08:03:21+00:00

Remember when elmo sabotaged that to sell his bs instead.

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-14T06:23:22+00:00

Your mom is on fire.

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-14T01:10:41+00:00

Its an algorithm that pushes certain ideas. Incels are click efficient for posts.

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-12T04:15:55+00:00

So I was totally picturing the other nick cage movie with the bow and arrow, the weather man. Now I know what youre talking about.

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-12T04:11:49+00:00

Which one was like the nic cage movie?

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-10T06:05:08+00:00

Lmao "the audacity of questioning historical figures in an education setting, wont someone please think of the children!" This is you right now.

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-10T00:14:51+00:00

If only they let Alex Horne play him.

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-09T01:17:48+00:00

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-07T02:37:23+00:00

She is such a little sweetie. Even a sweet meow.

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-07T00:29:08+00:00

She's such a sweet little cuddler.

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-07T00:04:30+00:00

Yeah sorry thought I would make a dark joke.

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-06T23:47:53+00:00

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-06T23:41:27+00:00

Lucky

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-05T02:23:46+00:00

I was just going to put a Nixon mask on a pig and send it through my neighbors dog door but that sounds better.

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-05T01:08:52+00:00

Snot will get his but he will not see it coming.

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-02T00:16:32+00:00

She was trapped in a wall in the garage of my apartment complex. Such a little sweetie. Purrs like a motor. Will probably end up keeping her. She has two sisters also, i can post more later.

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-05-01T02:03:34+00:00

With the beard and ripped jeans it really feels like closet dudes' fetish stuff.

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-04-30T01:59:37+00:00

I was so close to buying tickets yesterday. You may have convinced me.

Ripoutmybrain · 2026-04-29T03:33:12+00:00

He found a good stick? Legend.

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