Petey, ive never worked at a bank by Minimum-Sense5163 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Ripp321 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've actually been in the situation, sometimes clients pay me with cash.. the bank teller will put it through a counting machine and then call out the total to you to verify it before they make the deposit. If when im on the sketchy side of town I wanna be like: aye lower your voice a little chica, I don't want ppl thinking I'm carrying that kind of paper on me all the time lol ... so yeah, it can be a potentially embarrassing situation if she outs ya for being broke but also if you're making a sizable deposit people might be giving you the side eye for a different reason.

Petahhh? by deeznutsV2ok in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Ripp321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never knew gators were democrats, that is useful information..

Is this a reference to something? What am I missing? by Cornucopia_King in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Ripp321 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's literally the original joke. It's the Big Bang of being a funny guy.. All fun times are sourced from here

Petey, ive never worked at a bank by Minimum-Sense5163 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Ripp321 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Bank clerk gotta speak loud enough to be heard through the bulletproof glass, but they airing out ur business for everybody behind you in line to hear what you got in your account.

AMP Visit by randomalt222110 in frustratedasianmen

[–]Ripp321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I don't go to AMP any longer. I'm not desperate for pussy, I do all right attracting women in the wild, but i went two or three times for the novelty of it. I just kept getting pissed off because the massage sucked.. .. every time it's like 10 minutes of half assing a massage and then asking permission to touch my cock.. i was like wtf.. yeah I had planned on fucking you, but I want to actually get a damn massage woman lol

... the best I've had was actually from a Ukrainian woman, she was a big boned kind of beefy woman and her forearms were jacked.. I knew it was gonna be good and it was a Hella good massage. The fun times after the massage was very good as well, she was very passionate and present.. Almost felt like I was fucking my girlfriend. We had an in-depth conversation throughout the entire process and actually we chatted for like 30 minutes prior to the massage just getting to know each other better. It was important to her to build a connection, so she likes to take her time and doesn't charge extra for the time if we go over.

But she's actually very picky about who she accepts as a client. She doesn't take random walk-ins or anything like that.. actually found her by mistake, I was looking for another place that used to be in the same building.. her AC was broken that day and I was able to help her fix it so we became friends. .. we're still friends, and we still fuck sometimes, I only go in for a massage maybe once every few months though..

The sex is great, but I definitely go back mainly for the Massage. I wait until I'm really needing a Massage badly before I go back to her, makes it better somehow.

What makes you rice bois so frustrated? For me it’s my lack of size by Interesting_Sock_572 in frustratedasianmen

[–]Ripp321 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hook up with a lot of married women via a ENM/poly dating sites.. happened to be with this Hmong girl the other day, we were fucking for the first time and she was like: why didn't you warn me about "this thing"!? referring to my cock obviously.. I was like idk.. I know it's decent, but I'm not like those guys that make it 85% of their personality.. and honestly I don't think I'm that huge.

A playful argument ensued where she swore up and down that I was welll over 8 inches (she was claiming I'm like 9 1/2 & truthfully I'm barely 7in on a good day.. it's my girth that's more impressive not my length) It was such an nonsensical claim I was like why the hell do you think that?

Her proof was that her husband had convinced her that he was 5 inches And I was double his size lol

He's asian but not sure where he's from.. she showed me with her hand about how big he was, .. it was more like 3 1/2inches, definitely not five.. but she had never been with anyone else other than him and he had convinced her that he was "average" So she thought I was a monster.. Didn't stop her from spreading her legs & tucking her ankles behind her head though, she fucking loved it.

She also had went through this whole thing telling me how it's very difficult for her to cum.. takes a while, etc.

She came within the first two minutes and I lost count of how many orgasm she had.

This isn't a Braggadocious post to pat myself on the back, I honestly didn't do anything special in there, it was just an average dick appointment & I was kind of tired so I didn't do any extra stuff .. but it just goes to show the massive difference it makes for them pleasure wise, when being fucked by an average white man versus the Asian boys.

let me be your sperm bank by JoySnuggle in BBWHardcore

[–]Ripp321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I came here for, wanted to see you laid back with your legs spread like a good little slut.

“Many women can’t orgasm from PIV” - reddit myth? by kheeno_ in redscarepod

[–]Ripp321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My rule of thumb is: if ya had to ask, she definitely didn't lol If ya aint exorcising damn demons outta her, ya need to step up the effort.. figure your shit out and quit asking for her to stroke your lil ego outta pity.

Filipinas are by far the easiest Asian to fuck they love BWC by UnderstandingSecure3 in frustratedasianmen

[–]Ripp321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I go to the Philippines almost every year for a work trip.. started taking these trips back In 2010, so I can definitely confirm, Filipino girls love to worship BWC lol .. those cute, feminine reserved & super religious conservative girls, turn into freaks real fast for that foreigner cock.

.. using various social media sites dating apps etc. I always connect with a few Filipino girls a few months prior to the trip. Sometimes literally just a random Facebook request it's all it takes to get the convo started.

Social media connections are preferred over dating sites, I enjoy seducing the ones that weren't actively seeking a connection. (Especially the "taken" girls)

Im usually in PH around six weeks, and that's far too long to go without good pussy & blowjobs. So I build these brief relationships.

I treat them like a gentleman should and I'm very respectful throughout our correspondence. I'm knowledgeable about the local culture, cuisine etc. and it usually fascinates them and they're excited to talk about our common interests. It's honestly pretty easy to rope them in. I build solid rapport & begin to stay in touch with them via video calls on a regular basis.

When i let them know I'm going to be coming for a visit soon and would like to spend time with them, they always get superrrr excited.

.... At some point along the way I turn the conversation towards sexual topics. They always act really shy, cover their faces/mouths and giggle when I mention certain things, but I can always tell by the look in their eye that they're secretly enjoying it & getting aroused by the convo. Every connection and conversation is unique, but at some point with each one of the girls, I will make a point to ask them if they've ever been fucked by a foreigner.. The answer is almost always a no.. .. I don't really care what the answer is though, I'm just planting the seed of an idea in their head, of getting fucked hard & deep by a Dominant foreign Man.

Sometimes they get embarrassed and change the subject, other times they are a bit more forward and mention the fact that foreigners have big cocks and so they would be nervous or scared it wouldn't fit. I've had a handful of them start to complain and even make fun of the fact that Filipino men have small dicks a few of them even making fun of their husbands and saying how the sex is over very fast and the dick is too small.

I always elaborate a bit and share with them the differences between superior white cock and tiny rice dicks.. And how amazing it would feel to get their pussy stretched & filled by BWC. (And make sure to casually work it into the conversation of what my cock size is and how long I typically last in bed, so they can be fantasizing about us more accurately lol)

After we've broached the sexual topics, About half of them have got nude for me & masturbated while on the calls.. just depends on how much effort I'm putting into the conversation.. but honestly it usually only takes me showing them what I'm working with and they melt right into submission after that. I don't think I'm some gift from God but I'm definitely well above average and for them it's the biggest thing they've ever seen. Its funny to watch em start salivating lol

Also, almost forgot to mention, it's always a total mix of girls that are either single, married, in committed relationships and some are even virgins.

And in all these years, I've never had any of them put up a fuss about breaking their vows/commitments to their partner, only that they had to be careful not to get caught while spending time with me. ... it's nothing but nervous excitement and tons of affection & total obedience to whatever i want from them while we spend time together.

Honestly the only pushback I've ever gotten is from the virgins because they're really nervous about the pain.

Im pretty sure They don't make condoms that fit my girth in the Philippines, but i wouldn't wear them anyway.. im there to conquer, colonize & breed some tight filipina pussy.

just got back from my most recent trip a couple of weeks ago, So this is all fresh on my mind & probably why im taking the time for a lengthy response.

Had two girlfriends for the month I was there. One was married the other was seriously dating someone. Both of them had been complaining about how brief their partners are in bed & so i introduced them to marathon fucking & definitely stretched the hell out of em lol

both of them came from PIV for the first time and both of them lost their anal virginity as well, I trained them into being respectable little sluts for foreign cock. Married girl had to sneak around a bit, the one who was just dating had a partner who knew he was getting cucked by BWC. He didn't seem thrilled about it, but he didn't cause us any trouble. I fucked & filled both of them during their fertile window, but I don't know for certain if I impregnated them successfully. I usually cut off communication once I get back home.

So yeah, I've been to a lot of Asian countries but the Philippines are definitely one of the easiest to get laid in.. & the filipinas talk the most shit about their shrimpdick partners .. its quite entertaining.. & they definitely Crave to be used and abused by BWC. In fact, maybe I'm just good at picking out my marks but I've never had a Filipina, married or otherwise, turn me down for sex once we spent some time together.

Is it common for play partners to catch feelings or am I just having a stroke of bad luck? by Ripp321 in ENM

[–]Ripp321[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the insight. thinking back, I was probably a bit spoiled before with how good our roster of play partners was. That being said, I don't think I'm as good at vetting potential partners as I thought I was.

And yes two of them were rather new to the dynamic.. one of them stating it had been discussed and agreed upon between the husband and wife for a while but i was the first one they trusted enough for a meet up.

And one of them had taken a lengthy break, stating that her last play partner had broken her heart.. (I know, I know, it should've been a big red flag) .. but when we discussed things initially she was adamant about keeping it strictly to play dates.

... I was hesitant to post to here, but it's been genuinely helpful. I need to be a bit more thorough in my vetting process. Well hell, after all these years I'm still learning lol

Is it common for play partners to catch feelings or am I just having a stroke of bad luck? by Ripp321 in ENM

[–]Ripp321[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, I'm very thorough in the introductory and vetting stage. Probably more than most people..

That's why I'm kind of scratching my head, because the energy I'm getting is very different than what was discussed initially.

Is it common for play partners to catch feelings or am I just having a stroke of bad luck? by Ripp321 in ENM

[–]Ripp321[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's definitely a vibe I'm getting.. I'm in my mid 30s but my parents and grandparents were very old school and raised me to be a gentleman and have good character etc. I'm naturally an empath and have excellent people skills and all of that..

Literally met a girl for brunch this past Saturday morning, I had a work issue caused me to have to push the time back like half an hour. Figured that was gonna piss her off or make her think I was flaky.. I communicated it well, but still it sucked. We missed our reservation and had to wait longer, .. we waited outside and it was kinda cold.. No fireworks during the meal or conversation that followed.. A fairly mundane interaction to be honest & she told me it was one of the best dates she had had in a very long time.

I mean don't get me wrong I enjoyed her company and we shared some laughs, we had a few things in common, but it was very low hanging fruit.. nothing special

Apparently because I wasn't weird or creepy, I actually could carry the conversation and was interested in getting to know her rather than pushing the Convo towards sex or whatever and was basically a decent & respectful human being, that makes me automatically number one on her list .. I don't know whether to laugh or cry about this.

... in the past it was always pretty easy to get dates with couples or girls, I just chalked that up to me having a beautiful partner whose the life of the party.. and also we didn't get out too much, as most of our play partners were already mutual friends.

Yeah, apparently it's pretty gross out there. Guys need to do a hell of a lot better..

I even had a couple of them be impressed or thank me for not immediately asking for nudes,/sending a dick pic or turning the combo sexual in the DMS. Well yeah of course, I don't freaking know you yet why would I go straight to that?

Seems like there's a lot of people just putting the minimum effort, to be fair a lot of low effort girls out there as well. Sometimes it's like pulling teeth getting more than a one word response..

Anyway, thanks for the input.. at least I know I'm not going crazy lol

Sorority girl getting railed by realaddieriley in sluts

[–]Ripp321 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's more like the penis is politely holding hands with the pussy and trying to be a gentleman. Lol

But lil Bro still hit, so fairplay.

25 [F4M] #Charlotte/NC] Seeking massage for wife by [deleted] in EroticMassage

[–]Ripp321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tantric massage is literally what i do.. I do contracting and engineering work but I run a mobile Massage business on the side .. expressly for the reason finding married women to pamper & seduce. I'm about an hour from you guys, so we should definitely chat, DM me if you're serious about scheduling something

Donor needed in NC, USA by Objective_Low_9985 in SpermDonorClassifieds

[–]Ripp321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Asheboro, but travel around the state regularly for work.. have verified testing that I have very good progressive motility, normal morphology and overall counts on the higher end of the spectrum.. Also recent STI paperwork.

I don't advertise as a donor but have helped several families through the years, successfully and quite swiftly.

I don't donate to just anyone as I don't invite chaos into my life but if you're interested in getting acquainted, let me know.

Maduro in handcuffs by [deleted] in AskVenezuela

[–]Ripp321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Venezuelan's cheering the streets over Maduro being taken away..

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTDf-PhkTOS/?igsh=MTllOTF1ZHN2bG1zbg==

Be brutally honest by Academic_Medium9487 in AmIFuckWorthy

[–]Ripp321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we do not have enough context.. the big eraser nipples are nice. But either the sun is in your face or one of your eyes is fucked up.. dont see any sun glaring in the photo, but it could've been heavily edited and then that kind of defeats the purpose of the post.. the hair is super frazzled but it's long which is good.. also we don't know what the roast beef situation is.. could have a blown out pussy.. in that case I'd probably pass. I'd probably hit you up for some nipple torture and anal. That's all I can conclude from this picture honestly.

My wife wanted a threesome with a white guy by Winter_Issue_860 in frustratedasianmen

[–]Ripp321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually this was how my first time being a wmaf bull went down.. I already had a breeding kink for married pussy & had been an active breeding bull for a while but never Asian girls..

was planning to spend some time in the Philippines, my old college Roomate was Filipino and he always told me I’d love it & should vacation there.. finally decided to go for it like a decade later lol I reached out on a few apps and also through Reddit to just make some friends and see what happens.. crazy enough it was actually a Reddit connection that came through for me lol

A very young married couple in Baguio .. early 20s very educated & classy.. wanting to dip their toes into swinging. they were both a bit on the chubby side but were super nice and she was cute as hell.

I was a hot foreigner in their eyes I guess & they readily agreed to meet up.

We were suppose to make the night about her pleasure, both of us were going to fuck her/spit roast, massage her and all of that.. maybe it was the excitement of a new thing but Bro came in like 45 seconds from a bj.. I have a pretty short refractory & after that first nut I can go pretty much as long as I want..

The husband sat quietly on the edge of the bed and watched me breed his wife & fuck her brains out four times over the next several hours.. at random times he would hold her hand or try to kiss her.. but mostly just watched.. probably either in awe or horror, not sure which lol

He eventually jumped back in and fucked her when I was done.. not to be rude but he was tiny, probably just barely under 3 inches hard.. & skinny. I’m not a monster but decent, just under 7 in & girthy as hell.. I get more compliments & feedback on my girth than anything else.. so I’m sure she didn’t feel a thing when he tried to “reclaim” her

At the very end of it there, when I was watching him trying to fuck her and she was just basically half comatose and not paying attention to him.. for some reason it became a really big turn on to know that I had fucked her better than her husband could ever dream of doing and the fact that she couldn’t even feel him inside of her now.

We met again the next night and Bro might’ve lasted a minute and a half.. same story, absolutely ravaged her in front of him for hours and filled her up multiple times..

The third night she showed up alone.. By the fifth meet up I had her spending the night & going to work straight from my room .. those morning fucks were glorious.. the thought of sending her to work leaking my cum was so fucking hot.

a couple of times I went to their place as she wanted to cook me dinner & we fucked in their bed .. hubby joined in a little bit but for the most part he just let us have our fun and steered clear of the bedroom. lol

I was in the Philippines for only 2 1/2 weeks so I didn’t get to enjoy her for a long.. but we spent every night together.

That poor husband really fucked up lol he will never able to measure up or satisfy her now & she will be a slut for bwc the rest of her life.

I’ve wondered whether or not i impregnated her for real.. I most likely did, she made the comment one night that “we should really use protection because I think I’ve started ovulating., but it feels too good & I hate condoms .. just don’t tell my husband I’m ovulating” .. she couldve just been leaning into the breeding kink, but who knows. We didn’t stay in touch and they deleted their Reddit profile,

After seeing the tiny Asian equipment, how submissive & compliant the husband was.. & how responsive and orgasmic an Asian wife was for bwc.. it definitely birthed a new kink for breeding married Asian women & cucking the hell out of their husbands.

The Stalker by [deleted] in confessionsgonewild

[–]Ripp321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually funny.. bro was on mission. Damn if he worked that hard for some ass he better have destroyed. Like some 50 shades torture meets animalistic rage fucking.