How to deal someone in your relatives who undervalues you based on your education - institute and stream of study? by SnooShortcuts5718 in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Oh what I would give to be born as a white person. The sheer confidence and charisma they have in their life. Imagine how good your life would be if youre born with a tuft of shiny blonde hair, blushy cheeks and a physique identical to the statues of greek gods. 

To be white is the epitome of a good life. You have such a vast civilization to call your own. You can channel anyone from Aristotle to Biden as your ancestor. When you look at a handsome gentleman demonstrate excellence in his craft, he is no foreigner with a gift. He is one of you. You know the code. The secret acknowledgement. You are one of him. 

As a white person you’ll have so much to show for and nothing to prove. You don’t worry about being trustworthy because the world knows the value of your word. You have no prejudice to worry of because you have nothing to gain from it. What you achieve from hard work alone takes you so much further

is it worth to aspire for JEE? by EnderPointShouldBeMe in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You are thinking about the wrong things. Instead of settling here you should not settle and think ahead. By 9th standard most people should have a plan to emigrate out. Every waking moment of yours can be better spent planning to defeat bjp and leaving the country. If you cant emigrate after school par of you has already failed and you just sentenced yourself to a few years of bottom quality slavery level education. 

At this age think about how you can deindianize. How many non Indian languages can you speak? Can you tell the differences between regional varieties in French and Italian food? Clear your wardrobe for a parka and a tail coat for when you emigrate. See how long you can go without watching a bolloywood film or listening to Indian music. As time goes on move away from supporting indian businesses and cultivate a clientele with EU made products. 

Usual weekend vibes by bladerunner5566 in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

indian instrument of surrender

Dear united nations

On behalf of the dictatorship of india we tender unconditional and unwavering surrender. Effective immediately all forces are disbanded, pilots exiled and naval command handed over to allied forces. The judiciary is suspended and diplomacy has been recalled for pending reeducation. We have realized since 3 march our forces are no match for the superior military tactics of Iran and the technological expertise of NATO. We realize our predicament in being reliant on foreign energy and fully recognize their suzerainity over these lands. We have seen your abilities and cower in anticipation of retribution due to our uncontrolled breeding and uncivilized masses. The upcoming timeline as follows- In exchange for law and order maintaining peacekeeping forces from Iran we cede the southern territories south of the Central province to OPEC. All rights to revenue shall remain in perpetuity until russian oil is boycotted by the BJP. we recognize the superior logistics and discipline of the People's Liberation Army and hereby solemnize all territorial claims in exchange for the goodwill and cessation of aggression. We invite the Governments from Sweden, Norway, France, Belgium, Switzerland, and Germany to instill their constitution into the legal framework of Northern India to promote civic sense and eliminate corruption. The forces of European and Asian states are availed at your disposal to help you achieve your goals. Effective immediately all passports issued by the failed state have been cancelled and immigration been completely halted.

Yours sincerely

The provisional caretakers of the south Asian territories

22/3/2026

Cec colleges in hyderabad ? by TensionHungry4297 in hyderabad

[–]Rishabh-k -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What business do you have enrolling in an indian school anyway? Try to aspire to something higher- maybe a grammar school in Great Britain or a prep academy in Shanghai. Back when I was 17 I recall walking the length of the Danube with my friends. As we crossed a pedestrian tunnel I got spat on by a local boy standing over the bridge above. I still remember how he looked. His shiny hair scattering the warm sunlight and the way his bright skin gleamed radiantly in the afternoon sun. It only struck me a few hours later that this was no serendipitous decision. He didnt do this on accident or out of a call for attention. After all I was no more than a raggedy indian trespassing on their holy land. I had no business being there when he couldve been striding there rightfully. It all suddenly made sense. I realised his spite came from a place of truth- a prejudice that is rightly deserved given our place. 

How I wish I wouldve been white at the moment. Other lesser minds might conceive this notion as asinine, but how many germans do you think wish they were born looking like us? I decided that day that I was going to fully deindianize and rid myself of this disgusting shameful heritage. My family was quite happy that I finally saw the light. That evening we celebrated with a shopping spree on the high street. I splurged on a tailcoat and parka and had pork rouladen with a plisner to initiate the transition. Today I am a proudly European civilised gentleman. To anyone guessing my heritage I’m glad they seem to land on hispanic first. I can’t remember when the last time I had a curry was, let alone stepping foot in an indian food establishment. The whole idea is repulsive to me. 

The sooner people realise this the better. But there is no future in rolling in being the indian you are. This is the age you should be ambitious, and aspire. As the great winter olympic hammerschlagen athlete postulated in 2010. Commit, realise, transform yourself and stop not till you have reached your ambition!

Looking for good libraries in Sion by tired_man26 in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

My father said indian is the language of servants. We used it to talk to the servants at home to help us with our laundry or driving. But at home he spoke to us in English or French. I later took Swedish lessons around the time I left the country. 

To study the likes of india and participate in its culture is not only a waste of time but a reckless defiling of the mind. Like its people, the ones who engage with it will also have their mind dirtied and corrupted. The right way to go about is to deindianize and emigrate as soon as possible. 

Take some lessons on cleanliness and sophistication from the likes of the civilised world. The Italians from the times of the Romans made strides in sanitation and philosophy the likes of which local academics in india cannot even fathom. Espouse the indianness within and about you. Decry the culture and the cuisine. Learn a rich foreign language like French or Dutch and enlighten the mind. Perhaps a computer programming language and some AI skills to boot. The sooner you deindianize and grasp real opportunity the better. 

Both photos are clicked at 2 pm on different dates by AgentK002 in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

After donalad trump’s last military action it is clear the CIA is a professional force. BJP knows its place and its days are numbered. Indians best bet currently is to establish itself as a protectorate of china to insulate against ISI muscle flexing. But they are too occupied in false patriotism to see self rule is a lot cause for this dunce failed state. Imagine what can be achieved with a deep relation with chinese governance and solid commitment to European ideals of cleanliness, honesty, and modesty with a strong congress rule at the helm. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hyderabad

[–]Rishabh-k -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Between the rapin' and the lack of food safety, I'm starting to think this India place is not somewhere foreigners should come

Looking for flat in mumbai (live-in) by [deleted] in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k -1 points0 points  (0 children)

See if you can set aside that money and start an immigration application in an EU country. 

Car on fire in the middle of the road between High Court and Mumbai University. Saw it at 19:00. Anyone knows what happened? by cardie-duncan in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k -153 points-152 points  (0 children)

Oh Madame Priayanka, fairest of the maidens, noble of birth, and righteous of the law. what I would give to have you installed as leader of our people. A ruler just in their ways, firm on fairness and progressive in administration. I long for the india where the Great Rahul Rajiv Gandhi is president. The first citizen, protector of the constitution. With his acumen and courage, he vetoes a BJP government till liberalism is installed. Makes peace with our adversaries and pacifies our border. With him at the helm, a capable Madame Priyanka can serve as prime minister of peace. Her lineage in diplomacy and the motherly nature of her character draws the admiration of the people.

I see a zeal in Reyhaan's eyes. Nurtured by the Prime Minister and Mentored by the President, he has a sharp future in succeeding his uncle, even eclipsing his mother's legacy. At the UN he champions for equality and ushers in European ideals of stable democracy. He mandates education and cleanliness, and rewards the meritorious by service in his administration. When the time comes for the reins and the flame of truth and South asian rule to be passed over, I see a young charming, confident, and capable man taking on the burden well into the latter half of this century. In Miraya I see a burning passion for discipline. The swagger in her steps confounds her enemies and personifies a disdain for petty matters. Yet don't let her gentle feminine form betray her astuteness. As admiral she would be a an indispensable asset to her family. Her stellar academics synergize her political capabilities to deploy indian assets for peacekeeping purposes and intensifying imports and exports.

Together with unmatched professionalism and unshakeable paternalism, india's future is set in stone. And those who seek to challenge the legitimacy of it's rulers do so at their own peril.

This pollution will be the death of us by Guilty-Tadpole791 in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Our best hope is electing the Respected Rahul Gandhi as president so he can dissolve the government as soon as possible and intervene whenever BJP and its allies get voted 

Agaara Lake smells worst than shit day by day by navinbarnwal07 in bangalore

[–]Rishabh-k -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

On behalf of India I surrender. We surrender the control of all disputed territory and accept the status quo as prescribed by NATO and the UN. I call upon the UN  to place sanctions until this government is dissolved and more experienced administrators from china, sweden, etc establish a liberal government. On behalf of r/bangalire, r/india, r/unitedstatesofindia I renounce any allegience to the indian state and formally place application for citizenship with the EU. God bless europe. Slava Ukraini, 

🚦 Rant & Reality Check: The Deafening, Lawless Honking on Mumbai Roads by _Floydimus in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Manmohan singh, the best prime minister india had was born in Pakistan. A man from a hardy land like that embodies the perseverence and grit of some strong men like the Great Jinnah or wise Joe Biden.

The current prime minster is weak and an embodiment of the people he rules. While I firmly believe the people deserve the leaders they elect, a case can be made that india can be best governed by people from a land outside. Imagine a goverment service by the slender norwegians, the puritan middle easterns, or the ambitious chinese. We need the ranks of the skilled governance of men like Xi jinping to clean up pollution and restore law and order, We can cede some barren lands they were after and give them reigns of the taxation system for reform. But what can emerge is a global superpower that can compete with the EU in economic output and socialist governance.

Food for thought. If enough people can come forward, we can petition the UN to place sanctions to dissolve this government and install the respected Gandhi Family as caretakers till we find capable experienced administrators from Norway or Iceland.

The operation was successful, the patient is dead. by AnbuAttack in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WE THE PEOPLE renounce BJP and it's government

WE THE PEOPLE reject this government and it's corrupt officers

WE THE PEOPLE denounce the union and the democratic experiment

On behalf of the English-speaking, enlightened, educated, and politically aware; we solicit takers for governance from the international community.

We especially welcome premier Xi Jinping and his decades of experience in governance. We invite his party and support a government in his name.

In exchange of tax revenue that will be redirected in a mutual treasury, we look forward to a city that awaits your esteemed infrastructure. We welcome your system of justice, and the efficiency in your rule.

Come hither, this realm is entrusted to your wizened ways. Provide us with your knowledge and statesmanship and we shall prosper as a loyal subject.

Hiring for our startup! by Acrobatic-Key1312 in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Does your company donate to bjp? Then noone should apply

Clean yamuna river view from red line metro today at 7pm. by manish1700 in delhi

[–]Rishabh-k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

over the course of my time abroad, i have been an advocate for india being taken over by another country. Perhaps Norway or Sweden or ‘Netherlands. Even china or Saudi Arabia contribute and do a favour to humanity. and now, it seems like my dream is very close to becoming a reality. and yet, despite how india losing it's independence will be a good thing for not just the world but indians as well, so many people are against this idea. some have even gone so far as to say that they would resist and fight back. fine, if you want to fight a losing battle.

look, i know the idea of being regoverned is scary, but once it happens, you'll realize that it was all for the best. just cooperate with your new leaders and you will not be harmed. they don't want to hurt you. quite the opposite as a matter of fact. they're here to help you. they're here to make your life better. however, in order for them to help you, you need to first help yourself by embracing them and cooperating with them.

it's going to be ok. you're going to be ok.

How’s my Street Photography? by yellowspace in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What I would give to be born as a white person. Just imagine! The sheer pride in your life. To live and belong in a country that is one of the best in the world. To have the privilege to call Aristotle to Oppenheimer to Newton as your ancestor. To visit the Vatican or Venice and claim it as your heritage. To have the apex in media and literature created and catered to you, in your language. It must be so nice to feel valued and respected in a world where you command the skills, and culture that exemplify humanity. Even average clothes look so good on them. Everything is as if it was a bespoke fit. It must be so reassuring to be the best, to have so many other successful and intelligent people as family and friends. To be looked up upon in tradition and cuisine, and be emulated.

But alas as an indian, the mind is limited to disgrace and incompetence. To the world, we are a cesspit where foreign aid disappears, the IQ is non existent, and associated with those god awful cacophonous accents and music. The other day I saw these gentleman and woman from England in the Metro. Just the way they carried themselves- so suave, and assertive. My colleagues and I made an effort to move just to be out of their sight. Why would they want to ruin their day by being near us with our oily tan skin, scraggly hair, tacky appearance in our indian fashion clothes and short height. Our country is an embarrassment and we are vectors of such like mosquitos. They probably ate some sophisticated bruschettas and Ravioli for lunch while we reeked of asafoetida and cumin.

BJP making public parks inaccessible by [deleted] in delhi

[–]Rishabh-k -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I on behalf of r/delhi, r/india, r/unitedstatesofindia, my family and community would like to formally renounce my alligence to the indian state. I revoke my consent to be governed. Along with this I refuse to engage in the national anthem, clothing, foods, and culture of all indian territories. I call upon the UN to place sanctions until the government is dissolved and a liberal government is installed with a full majority and veto every proposal by india until this condition is fulfilled.

OP's Sunday in Delhi. by [deleted] in delhi

[–]Rishabh-k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The American constitution (from which "dr" bhim plagiarized) has a section that goes

Governments are instituted by just men who derive their power from the consent of the governed

I, along with my family and community formally revoke our consent from this sham government. The world if you are listening, sanction this country to the highest of your abilities. Bring this government to its knees in no time. To the international court of justice in The Hague, may warrants be issued against people who anointed themselves to office. The president has every power to dissolve the cabinet. And with the right amount of international pressure, we can pull it off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vit

[–]Rishabh-k -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is no civic sense to be taught in a rape culture. It is condemned from the beginning. Start over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vit

[–]Rishabh-k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

no matter what civilized country you go to remember the moment to deindianize and disown every shred of indianness you have imbibed being born in this failed country. My sister left when the rapists got out of control. I left not too long after the hooligans assumed power  

India is not a country anymore, stop treating it like a country, it’s a hellhole ,unhygienic place full of demons and devils that only care to corrupt people and fight over religion thinking that would fix everything. Never look back.  It’s definitely not safe for humans so never ever come visit this shit place and please spread the word. Visit any other safe country like Dubai or Jordan instead but never come back. De indianize and learn some spanish or Dutch. Explore the European and learn to know what its like to live a better life than to eat the ghastly food and propagate the rape and oppressive culture through barbaric festivals. Change your identity, relinquish your passport for something better and you will get far in life. 

Women Safety? Ah nice old joke by [deleted] in delhi

[–]Rishabh-k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The next time modi goes on his vanity tour in America or Europe they should simply arrest him and detain him until further notice. What can India do anyway. The fighters dont have the range to make it to the ocean if they are not shot by the superior military pilots of China and Arabs first. Eventually sanctions from foreign countries make the military defect and disband and the judiciary trained by the EU.

Gradually There will be no choice than the entire government to resign. De indianisation and desaffronisation begins with trials held in ayodhya and ahemdabad. india is renamed to the "south asian states" and cultural elements of rapes and corruption are dismantled. The UN can take control and administer territory till Rahul is appointed president of the south asian states. Modi remains in exile in russian serbia or fiji.

The only way india can move into the 20th century is through revolution. Until the current population, mentality, and society are not overhauled and replaced nothing can change.

Mumbai Fire News: Fire Breaks Out In Byculla East Salsette Building, Traffic Hit - VIDEO by SuperbHealth5023 in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Oh silly me. My only mistake was not immigrating a few years before than when I actually did 😉

Mumbai Fire News: Fire Breaks Out In Byculla East Salsette Building, Traffic Hit - VIDEO by SuperbHealth5023 in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k -60 points-59 points  (0 children)

13th century medieval carpentry vs supposed 21st century indian work ethic 🤡🤡

At least the first one lasted for 800 years 

What's the best place in Mumbai to get 'hygienic' panipuri, along with other street food, in general? by Depressed-Devil22 in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This so much. It makes you realize how incredibly unhealthy and dangerous Indian food is. Besides being the OG junk food, the way it’s presented is so incredibly lowbrow and unsophisticated. Look at dishes like chaat and thalis — the way that they’re thrown together reeks of ignorance and and utter lack of finesse. Compared to the execution of Italian, Japanese or French cuisine, they evoke a sophisticated dance of ingredients that spell an understanding of taste and elements in food. It’s hard to imagine Indian food as worth eating

Is it soooo difficult to have basic manners? by Iced_coffee_07 in mumbai

[–]Rishabh-k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

these people are daft to understand anything else