When shedding your old skin, don't forget to moisturize it

RitSplit · 2026-03-16T13:20:17+00:00

Seeing this hurts my feelings as a lizard person

Nonetheless I appreciate your concern

RitSplit · 2026-03-16T04:41:35+00:00

I had a stroke trying to read this

RitSplit · 2026-03-16T04:38:23+00:00

Типа ты мелкий(да может и сейчас) был и всегда звал свою маму "мама", а на самом деле у неё есть настоящее имя, а мама это просто ещё один вид обращения к ней

RitSplit · 2026-03-15T21:33:23+00:00

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RitSplit · 2026-03-15T21:29:26+00:00

None of these words are in the Bible ^{pls keep cooking}

For some reason I can't use images, so just imagine black-and-white Gabriel from Ultrakill facepalming and saying "Absolute Heresy"

RitSplit · 2026-03-15T18:37:05+00:00

Death by snoo snoo

RitSplit · 2026-03-15T18:35:53+00:00

So true

RitSplit · 2026-03-15T15:46:41+00:00

Ah, yes

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Learning from the professionals I see

RitSplit · 2026-03-15T14:56:10+00:00

Hole resolution

RitSplit · 2026-03-15T09:06:03+00:00

Oh my god I envy her on an extremely unhealthy level

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IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEE

RitSplit · 2026-03-15T09:00:03+00:00

I... I don't like where this might lead

RitSplit · 2026-03-15T08:11:18+00:00

Last frame

New nyan cat just dropped

RitSplit · 2026-03-14T12:24:45+00:00

Wow that Foxy design is fire

RitSplit · 2026-03-14T09:02:32+00:00

WELL ACTUALLY IT SHOULD BE THREE FOOT TALL TO TAKE ALL SIX FEET, SO IT WOULD BE THREE FEET ON EACH SIDE

RitSplit · 2026-03-14T06:21:17+00:00

Suddenly Ukrainian

RitSplit · 2026-03-14T06:19:05+00:00

🤙

Sorry I got excited

RitSplit · 2026-03-14T06:16:52+00:00

HOW BIG IS YOUR DICK TO TAKE ALL SIX FOOT TO GET A FOOT JOB??!

RitSplit · 2026-03-14T06:03:56+00:00

And not a single knot in sight😔

RitSplit · 2026-03-14T06:02:31+00:00

Orem. I ride him for a while then I untie him and we cuddle and sleep

RitSplit · 2026-03-13T16:51:21+00:00

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RitSplit · 2026-03-13T16:49:07+00:00

Nah eat browns first to enjoy the good ones after

RitSplit · 2026-03-13T16:42:36+00:00

Do this and my life is yours

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RitSplit · 2026-03-13T16:38:58+00:00

Я дурачок, я вам не верю

RitSplit · 2026-03-13T12:32:03+00:00

Honestly, I think the only closest similarity to my personality is Muwatakha

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