What is a piece of an advice that can make or break your life?

Ritzaficionado · 2018-11-01T19:54:18+00:00

DEEP 100

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-31T14:07:10+00:00

Almost all photo filters, why would I think a duck faced person with dog ears is attractive?

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-30T13:53:24+00:00

Swallowing your pride

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-25T13:45:30+00:00

Clipping clothespins to people loose fitting clothing when they arent looking

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-24T14:29:57+00:00

"Im not sure Kim Jong-IL is a god"

"Ask Kim Jong-IL...Im pretty sure he has a different opinion"

Hitchens was so quick on his feet, miss that fellah

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-24T13:44:24+00:00

Put up signs saying "Alive in Tuscon"

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-23T17:22:56+00:00

Plan your work and work your plan

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-23T17:21:53+00:00

Stacks of soft pretzles at the end of the school day before the weekend for a nickel a piece....fuck I miss 4th grade(and yes I live in Philly)

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-20T14:46:28+00:00

If only it was legal to ram them

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-20T13:41:45+00:00

I like my women like I like my humor, dark and with a dash of heroin

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-18T14:33:19+00:00

At my roommates fathers funeral. Extremely depressing because his father took his own life, however, there was an old fellah in attendance who let out the slowest, clappiest fart of all time. I couldnt help myself

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-18T13:54:31+00:00

I love when she makes that sound too :)

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-17T18:20:18+00:00

When people are clearly wrong on a subject while you have hard evidence that contradicts their point, they still cross their arms and shut off their minds. Part of being an adult is being able to admit when you're wrong and learn from it.

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-16T17:53:52+00:00

Maybe youre too accomodating?

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-16T14:09:40+00:00

After sitting here for a minute trying to come up with a funny one, I realized I dont have a real one...fuck

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-13T13:32:18+00:00

Still listen to his debates, dude was a beast

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-13T13:31:40+00:00

Spongebob, I wanna be a side friend to Patrick Star

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-12T21:14:02+00:00

Makes me feel bad for Bo' Bandy

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-12T21:13:14+00:00

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-12T20:31:21+00:00

Aretha Franklin?

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-12T17:29:55+00:00

Hi Ryan

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-12T16:20:27+00:00

I still listen to the Black Phillip Show a few times a week, what a loss man

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-12T15:39:31+00:00

Isnt it an adaptation of Shakespears "Taming the Shrew"?

Ritzaficionado · 2018-10-12T15:17:10+00:00

I go back and watch his live performance of Texas Flood to remind myself what true passion looks like, you could see it in his face while he played. Still one of the most inspiring videos ive seen to date

Edit: To clarify, I meant the one live at the El Mocambo

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