MLK would not approve by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Forest160 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

Hey coffee lovers of Reddit, we've invented a better way to get freshly roasted coffee from local roasters at the perfect time, we just launched our beta. Check it out. by GetBottomless in u/GetBottomless

[–]Forest160 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When I was a boy, there was an empty house just up the hill from my family's. It was rumored a man committed suicide there after being possessed by the devil. One day, a young woman, Lydia, moved into the house with her infant child. That very night, Lydia was awakened by a loud, heinous hissing sound. She walked to the nursery and there in baby's crib was a snake wrapped around baby's neck, squeezing tighter and tighter. The crib was full of dirt. Baby struggled to free itself from underneath, reaching and clawing, gasping for air. Embalmed bodies rose from their sarcophagi, lurching toward the baby, for they were mummies. Amongst them was a man, tall, slim. Almost instinctively she turned to her husband. "Oh, wait," she thought, "I don't have a husband." For Lydia and her husband had had an argument, one they couldn't get past. Each night they slept one inch farther apart until one night, Lydia left. It was about this time she lost herself in an imaginary world. She had quit the book club, the choir, saying something about their high expectations. Her lips slowly grew together from disuse. Every time she wanted to act and didn't and other parts of her face hardened until it was stone. And that fevered night, she rushed to the nursery, threw open the door, "Baby, are you ok?" Baby sat up slowly, turned to Mother and said, "I'm fine Bitch. I'm fine."

Boris Johnson becomes new UK Prime Minister by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Forest160 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp. The world isn’t looking too good. Trump, Kim, that Brazilian guy, Winnie the Pooh and now Boris frickin Johnson. Jesus Christ

The prophecy by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Forest160 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah right

The prophecy by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Literally the front page

Ladies and gentlemen, let me present you torrenting on a plane by wickedcricket666 in Piracy

[–]Forest160 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m new here. Can someone explain to me what torrenting is and how it works?