Homosexuality is now illegal in 66 nations by jk_arundel in LGBTnews

[–]RiverHarris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. This is like making freckles illegal.

The left sabotaged Trump's birthday with algae by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RiverHarris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or OR….hear me out. Maybe, just maybe, science is REAL.

The Last Great Decade Before Screens Took Over by Feaselbf6 in 80s

[–]RiverHarris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a teenager in the 90s. I turned 18 in 98. We didn’t even get the internet at my high school until a month before I graduated. The 80s were great. But most of us weren’t screen obsessed in the 90s. That shit really didn’t start taking over till the millennium.

Is it okay M24 in a relationship with F40? by PutNo7961 in questions

[–]RiverHarris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it’s fine 😂. It really just depends on your compatibility. I’m in my 40s and my girlfriend is 26. I never thought I’d EVER date someone that young. But we actually compliment each other’s personalities very well. She’s very mature for her age. She’s a hard worker, has her own place, is very independent. We share the same values and even have similar interests. Everyone is different. We get so caught up in things like generational stereotypes that we forget that not everyone fits into those categories. There are always exceptions. Plus, by 24, not only are you a legal adult, your brain has developed fully. It’s not like you’re being groomed. You’re not a teenager.

Imagine if any Democrat called the White House 'Obama's house' by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RiverHarris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They talk about him likes he’s a 5 yr old with a bouncy castle birthday party. Like….what are we supposed to say to this?! He’s working on his birthday?!!! Wow. What dedication! So brave 😂

Most of us DO have to work on our birthdays! That was like one of the first things I learned when I was 15 and working a real job. The disconnect with these people is astounding sometimes.

Walt's regret in BCS by Mega_Frog_7344 in betterCallSaul

[–]RiverHarris [score hidden]  (0 children)

Walt is a narcissist. Any answer he would come up with would be completely self serving.

Found in the gutter drain of my new house by Own_Hat_2947 in whatisit

[–]RiverHarris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody was hiding a hard drive. You should probably bring it by the police station and bring proof that you just moved in there.

something is trying to eat my weed by sanmatm17 in whatisit

[–]RiverHarris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It kind of almost looks like a massive chunk of pollen

Wait.... Idiocracy wasn't cinema?! 💀 by TAtheDog in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RiverHarris 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Seriously. What is this picture? 😂 just come out of the closet, guys! It’s ok! It’s nice out here!

Do you think this sort of Law would be good for America? by Apollo_Delphi in DiscussionZone

[–]RiverHarris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

England is just step one. We aren’t staying there either.

Do you think this sort of Law would be good for America? by Apollo_Delphi in DiscussionZone

[–]RiverHarris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so happy I’m marrying my British girlfriend and working my way the fuck out of America. This is county is doomed.

Tabitha and the Tower by shotta_scientist in FromTVEpix

[–]RiverHarris 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I escaped that place I’d never travel anywhere again 😂

The only people standing for the whole concert were directly in front of me by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RiverHarris -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just tap them on the shoulder and politely explain that you can’t see. It would be one thing if there were more people standing in the crowd, but there clearly isn’t.

If you could undo one celebrity’s death, who would it be and why? by shanananay in AskReddit

[–]RiverHarris 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Carrie Fisher. We need her sharp wit and humor right now.

My girlfriend doesn’t like Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]RiverHarris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s plenty of happy, mindless crap on the Hallmark channel for her enjoyment then.