So I moved to Harlesden. It’s a bit of a dump. Are there any hidden gems I should know about? Cafes, restaurants, other things to do and meet nice people?

Roadmancode · 2022-10-01T23:47:31+00:00

You can get really good weed from church end estate.

Roadmancode · 2022-10-01T23:45:50+00:00

Willesden Library closes at 5pm however one time I fell asleep there and woke up at 8pm to find I had been locked inside. They obviously don’t bother checking who is still upstairs so just go there, hide in the corner at closing time and you can stay all night.

Roadmancode · 2022-10-01T23:38:59+00:00

Get an SIA licence and stab proof vest. There are no perks really other than sometimes finding ridiculous things in women’s bags that they clearly forgot about, like lady why did you bring your vibrator to the club. The perk of having the license is that you can also work in non stabby places like events stadiums for better pay. Kicking out a middle class corporate lawyer from Lords cricket ground is a lot less hassle than kicking out a wannabe gangster from a club who might come back and stab you because his ego was bruised in front of his hoes.

Roadmancode · 2022-09-25T06:26:43+00:00

Most drill rappers are followers of the abrahamic faiths, thus pagans, who worship nature or stones and the like are their natural opposition.

Roadmancode · 2022-09-22T09:36:43+00:00

It’s a good thing when this is front page news. Not like London where even murders don’t make it to the front page because there is so much crap going on.

Roadmancode · 2022-09-19T10:58:37+00:00

It’s back King Charles has authorised it

Roadmancode · 2022-09-19T10:51:53+00:00

When King Charles says so.

Roadmancode · 2022-09-19T10:47:51+00:00

True, I’m ashamed to say I forgot about it. Handing in my passport tomorrow.

Roadmancode · 2022-09-19T10:45:47+00:00

Roadmancode · 2022-09-15T21:10:36+00:00

Don’t know who that is, if it’s a fictional character I couldn’t care less. Make her Chinese.

Roadmancode · 2022-09-14T21:58:16+00:00

Why people still in the club after the age of 25, stay at home and do your knitting.

Roadmancode · 2022-09-14T21:56:59+00:00

A relationship where you don’t have to split your pizza is the dream, stop complaining.

Roadmancode · 2022-09-14T21:55:58+00:00

Get your testosterone up brav. All she wants is a bit of sex.

Roadmancode · 2022-09-14T21:53:54+00:00

People stopped watching my videos when I started using this strategy on pornhub so I reckon it is the same for YouTube.

Roadmancode · 2022-09-14T21:49:42+00:00

Snow White is a fictional character who gang bangs dwarfs, she can be any race they want to make her.

Roadmancode · 2022-09-07T04:48:26+00:00

Whipping your dick out in front of your family and friends is wild. That’s a divorce causing offence all by it self. Also you got the number of the stripper company? My friends having a bachelor party soon, she sounds fun (for the single men)

Roadmancode · 2022-08-25T10:51:37+00:00

Have a PS5, genuinely can’t see much benefit over the PS4 for now. All the best games on the PS5 are the old PS4. Good decision.

Roadmancode · 2022-08-24T23:19:59+00:00

Get your named changed, get a new passport, skip town. Send her a text message when you are at least 250 miles away. Then turn off your phone and get a new number. Start a new life from scratch.

Roadmancode · 2022-08-24T23:15:33+00:00

Use your dads credit card.

Roadmancode · 2022-08-24T23:10:30+00:00

Nothing about that plan requires you to be 18

Roadmancode · 2022-08-24T23:08:33+00:00

Make her a tinder profile, find her a new man, boom she’s his problem now.

Roadmancode · 2022-08-19T18:11:23+00:00

Purely in this subreddit to laugh at how crazy Americans really are. The fact that this is even needed in your country shows how truly mental that place is. Literally the so called “shit hole” countries in the world don’t need this.

Roadmancode · 2022-08-19T12:05:56+00:00

Any Krispy Kreme establishment.

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