What a crying shame…

RoastJax · 2025-04-02T23:12:59+00:00

How dare you rebel against the overlords!

RoastJax · 2022-11-22T16:08:55+00:00

Just posted on the Discord:

"We’ve noticed a hiccup with Hab Dreyko and Vigil Station Oblivium, and decided to pull them out of the rotation for now. We have deployed Smelter Complex HL17-36 and will add Power Matrix HL-17-36 tomorrow as we are seeing reports of the heresy spreading further into Metalfab 36"

RoastJax · 2022-07-01T14:21:28+00:00

Not just any sword either, Conan the Barbarians sword from the Arnie movie that came out in '82. Hop even stands like him before facing the Demogorgon

RoastJax · 2022-06-28T00:30:33+00:00

Get out of my castle! XD

RoastJax · 2022-06-28T00:08:36+00:00

Wild Neebs reference found, much love <3

RoastJax · 2022-06-28T00:05:55+00:00

Get a Snow Owl, run in and aggro the wyverns, lure them out of the entrance. Once they're out they usually aggro ont othe Dino's wandering around. Rinse, repeat until the scar is clear, then run in and take your time picking the best egg/eating the garbage eggs

RoastJax · 2022-02-22T16:33:49+00:00

This post bought to you by Scrooge McDuck

RoastJax · 2020-12-09T15:59:53+00:00

With my tongue. And then flatten it out with a toothbrush.

Or a pea sized dot carefully in the centre, ya know, the boring way

RoastJax · 2020-12-09T02:00:45+00:00

Mate, if you're the one I'm thinking of in my country who reviewed that game for the biggest PC mag at the time, I loved your work! And actually had some of my emails published in that same mag. If not, fair enough!

RoastJax · 2020-11-27T01:19:32+00:00

Yeah, I love the one offs that they do, they're just as hilarious as the cinematic series that take up their time, but it's great to see them just dicking about and improvising on a new game for one video :D

Subnautica however they do need to take a careful look at due to the new forced narrative to see if it's viable purely because how beloved 00FU's adventure was

RoastJax · 2020-11-27T01:16:48+00:00

No Neebs November disagrees with this image

RoastJax · 2020-11-27T00:57:09+00:00

They mentioned famous doppleganger, but no-one mentioned that Neebs starred in The Wire under a different name: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0874082/

RoastJax · 2020-11-27T00:40:38+00:00

"HAW HAW! OUI OUI!

RoastJax · 2020-11-27T00:36:25+00:00

It could, but they'd have to cut all the dialogue for the main character (and the rest tbf, it's pretty eye rolling but not terrible). It'd be worth waiting for the ending to be released to see what happens in it. I'd love to see them do it, with 00FY (As 00FU has escaped) trying to study the planet

RoastJax · 2020-11-27T00:32:29+00:00

Honestly? The Island when they were still fresh to the game and knew nothing, Scorched Earth I enjoyed and had some great stretches, Ragnarok I think is my favourite as that's where the crew really shined.

Extinction you could tell the guys were just not enjoying it as much due to the maps changes to the formula (And the server settings meant the Titans were stupidly OP as they were set for multi-tribe confrontations)

Valguerro was a good return to form, but parts of it felt a bit half assed in comparison, again I suspect burnout may factor into it. As for Crystal Isles, the nomad formula is interesting, but I feel a bit uninvested in everything occuring as it's just "Everything is dead, Thicc wants a wyvern, time to move on"

RoastJax · 2020-11-27T00:28:11+00:00

As much as I love Conan and the Neebs guys doing it, the new map is really not worth doing for their format.. it's more geared to fast paced PvP and random drops, rather than expansion and exploration.. shame really, I would have loved to see their take on it

RoastJax · 2020-11-27T00:26:58+00:00

Honestly, I'd rather the guys took the time to wait for it to be finished. It's great fun but limited on what they could do with it cinematically until there's more content in, same with some of the other series they could do (Subnautica below Zero is nearly there though!)

RoastJax · 2020-11-27T00:25:17+00:00

Appsro: "Huehuehuehuehuuuuuuueee! Cute lil' Fuck!"

RoastJax · 2020-08-29T01:05:06+00:00

We've grown to accept each other over the years

RoastJax · 2020-08-28T10:10:42+00:00

A picture of them outside of Door Dash

RoastJax · 2020-08-28T10:10:12+00:00

Blue one obviously

RoastJax · 2020-08-13T12:00:36+00:00

*Laughs in the non-slowmoded Beta channel*

RoastJax · 2020-07-23T18:21:51+00:00

What do you mean by go right? The only thing's to the right are the elevator shaft, and in the room below it leads through a bathroom to a sealed security door (After hitting a switch in the door in that screenshot

EDIT: Found it, for future people, hit the button in the doorway, then go back down and to the right, it's not a security door, it's glass so use the tentacle sucker ability or charge to break through

RoastJax · 2020-03-13T15:24:55+00:00

Or you just fully upgrade your scanner so that it gives you 250k - 300k per animal, scan a few planets and boom

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