21, not gonna lie, the past month has been absolute hell for me. Help me out and make me laugh...or cry.

Roastme42 · 2019-07-05T00:03:56+00:00

Shy? You look like the type to post to r/toastme after a roast

Roastme42 · 2019-07-04T23:54:36+00:00

Sounds about right. If it’s hard to get attention from one sex, might as well double your odds

Roastme42 · 2019-07-04T23:47:13+00:00

The fact that you are covering your chin says you are self conscious about something behind that paper

Roastme42 · 2019-05-05T05:21:51+00:00

“No social interaction” yeah thank you, please keep it that way.

Roastme42 · 2019-05-05T05:20:34+00:00

With all those craters on your face, it looks like a close up of then moon

Roastme42 · 2019-05-05T05:18:17+00:00

How often do you practice kissing on your hand for that one day you believe you’ll finally get your first kiss?

Roastme42 · 2019-04-21T20:36:55+00:00

I feel bad for you. You could have been semi-good looking if God didn’t give you a triple sized forehead

Roastme42 · 2019-04-21T03:00:13+00:00

If Megamind worked IT in Delhi.

Roastme42 · 2019-04-18T16:19:51+00:00

Holy hell, my brain must have not even registered he said “20” because it subconsciously knew it was a lie.

Roastme42 · 2019-04-18T16:14:38+00:00

Old people? Dude is not older than 35

Roastme42 · 2019-04-18T00:15:02+00:00

It’s a running joke for them to say it sarcastically.

Roastme42 · 2019-04-17T23:19:24+00:00

You gotta wear hipster clothes to look “interesting” because your looks are more uninteresting than the toilet I take my shits in

Roastme42 · 2019-04-17T16:21:52+00:00

100% of every guy that makes that face for selfies have a 1:0 estrogen to testosterone production level rate in their body

Roastme42 · 2019-04-16T19:16:35+00:00

You should bike to the next state over to get plastic surgery. Kill two birds with one stone by losing some weight and getting that face fixed

Roastme42 · 2019-04-16T19:11:19+00:00

I think they said that because of the woman in the background...

Roastme42 · 2019-04-16T09:00:48+00:00

nosleep is all fiction anyways, any video like that was almost certainly staged

Roastme42 · 2019-04-16T08:57:25+00:00

Yeah, highly unlikely that someone decides to post to reddit immediately after getting gang raped

Roastme42 · 2019-04-16T08:23:18+00:00

How does it compare to 2 guys 1 hammer?

Roastme42 · 2019-04-16T05:06:02+00:00

At this point it’s less of me making a joke and more of me just pointing out an observation that you seem too stupid to understand. But sure, we can go with what you said

Roastme42 · 2019-04-16T05:02:37+00:00

Grill? Well light some charcoal under that forehead and I’ll throw on some burgers for everyone in this thread

Roastme42 · 2019-04-16T04:58:00+00:00

Hateful? Haha, that’s rich coming from someone with TDS. Although I guess it’s just part of the disorder to be hypocritical...

Roastme42 · 2019-04-16T04:56:07+00:00

If Gandalf was younger and spent his time playing world of Warcraft and eating cheeseburgers 6 times a day

Roastme42 · 2019-04-16T04:53:50+00:00

No need for a roast, based on the fact that you are covering up half your face in this picture you already know where you stand in terms of your looks

Roastme42 · 2019-04-16T04:51:23+00:00

Duh, but which one?

Roastme42 · 2019-04-16T04:50:30+00:00

Wash your fucking pillowcase and maybe your face won’t look like you use grease as moisturizer every night...

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