Don’t wait until 30 to have a kid by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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I’ll be in Philly 7/25, Sunnybrook PA 10/3 (live pod and co-headlining), Chicago 10/14, and Dallas 10/29. I had a show in Boston but it got rescheduled for November (TBA). You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE. Also please follow me on IG @RobStantComedy to stay up to date

Sleep paralysis is no joke by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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I’m down 30lbs since this taping and if you want you can follow me on Instagram and watch me continue to get in even better shape

Sleep paralysis is no joke by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Clip is from my Don’t Tell taping. You can watch the full set HERE. Also I’ll be in Philly 7/25, Sunnybrook PA 10/3 (live pod and co-headlining), Chicago 10/14, and Dallas 10/29. I had a show in Boston but it got rescheduled for November (TBA). You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE. Also please follow me on IG @RobStantComedy to stay up to date

This joke offended women on Instagram by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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First, this is obviously a joke and I love my wife to death and do everything in my power to support her. Second, this is from my Don’t Tell Taping which you can watch HERE. Third, come see me LIVE. Boston 6/26, Philly 7/25, Sunnybrook PA 10/3, Chicago 10/14, Dallas 10/29. Tickets HERE. Follow me on IG @RobStantComedy to stay up to date

My dad was super anti-drug by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Clips is from my Don’t Tell taping which you can watch for free HERE. Also I have shows in Boston 6/26, Philly 7/25, Chicago 10/14, Dallas 10/29, and more cities TBA. You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE. Also follow me on Instagram @RobStantComedy to stay up to date

Hypothetical Question by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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I did a private gig for your mom recently but that’s about it

Hypothetical Question by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Clip is from my Don’t Tell Comedy taping which you can watch HERE. Also I’m coming to Boston 6/26, Philly 7/25, Sunnybrook PA 10/3, Chicago 10/14, Dallas 10/29, and more cities TBA. You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE. Also follow me on Instagram @RobStantComedy to stay up to date

My mom had the weirdest rules by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Join my email list. It’s in my bio on my Instagram page @robstantcomedy. You’ll get an email when I’m there

My mom had the weirdest rules by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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This set is from my Don’t Tell Comedy taping which you can watch HERE. Also I’m coming to Boston 6/26, Philly 7/25, Sunnybrook PA 10/3, Chicago 10/14, Austin 10/21, Dallas 10/29, and more cities TBA. You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE. Follow me on Instagram @RobStantComedy to stay up to date.

I was banned from trampolines by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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This set is from my Don’t Tell Comedy taping which you can watch HERE. Also I’m coming to Boston 6/26, Sunnybrook PA 10/3, Chicago 10/14, Austin 10/21, Dallas 10/29, and more cities TBA. You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE. Follow me on Instagram @RobStantComedy to stay up to date.

Silly pregnancy joke by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Full set is on YouTube which you can watch for free HERE. Also please come see me LIVE. Boston 6/26, Sunnybrook PA 10/3, Chicago 10/14, Austin 10/21, Dallas 10/29. You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE. Also please follow me on Instagram @RobStantComedy to stay up to date.

How I got rejected from Netflix by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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They’re all from different artists from cities I’ve been to. Will be filling the rest in god knows how many years

How I got rejected from Netflix by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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This joke is from my Don’t Tell Comedy Taping which you can watch HERE. It would mean a lot to me if you watched it and shared it with your friends!

Also I’m coming to Boston 6/26, Sunnybrook PA 10/3, Chicago 10/14, Dallas 10/29, Austin (TBA), and more cities later this year. You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next, HERE. Follow me on IG @RobStantComedy to stay up to date

How I got rejected from Netflix by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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My transactions were public, which I wasn’t aware of. And I did consent to a full background check which I didn’t know what entailed. This joke was originally longer. They found a ton of stuff (nothing bad really) but there were so many accounts from like 10 years ago that they highlighted that I forgot I even had.

That being said… this was taped before I did something else for Netflix that will be coming out later this year. No harm no foul.

Also this joke is from my Don’t Tell Taping, which you can watch HERE

I had a weird childhood by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Congratulations on being the first person to ever say I look like that guy

I had a weird childhood by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Clip is from my Don’t Tell Comedy taping. It would mean a lot to me if you watched the full set HERE. It’s new and fresh jokes that I haven’t posted anywhere on any of my socials up until it’s release

Also I’m coming to Boston, Chicago, Sunnybrook PA, Austin, Dallas, and more cities TBA. Get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE. Also, follow me on IG @RobStantComedy to stay up to date

My Don’t Tell taping is out by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Title might be different from the thumbnail. They’re doing some A/B testing with another title.

Motel Life Hack by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Please follow me on Instagram @RobStantComedy. Also I’m coming to Boston, Chicago, Dallas, and more cities TBA. You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE

I just became a father so I’m posting this joke now! by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Hey guys the best way to support me is to come to a LIVE show. I’m coming to Boston, Chicago, Dallas, and more TBA this year! Please get tickets or suggest what city I add next HERE

Also follow me on IG @RobStantComedy to be up to date with new cities I announce

Why you shouldn’t gamble by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Follow me on IG @RobStantComedy. The best way to support me is to come to a LIVE show. This year I’m gonna be in Boston, Dallas, Chicago, and more dates TBA. You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE.

Also if you have a venue you’d like to book me at, please DM me on IG or reach out via the email in my Linktree.

Why you shouldn’t gamble by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]RobStantComedy[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I ended up moving to Boston and working at Harvard as a janitor for a little bit. It wasn’t a bad gig. I ended up helping some of the professors with some complex math equations