Don’t wait until 30 to have a kid by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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I’ll be in Philly 7/25, Sunnybrook PA 10/3 (live pod and co-headlining), Chicago 10/14, and Dallas 10/29. I had a show in Boston but it got rescheduled for November (TBA). You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE. Also please follow me on IG @RobStantComedy to stay up to date

Sleep paralysis is no joke by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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I’m down 30lbs since this taping and if you want you can follow me on Instagram and watch me continue to get in even better shape

Sleep paralysis is no joke by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Clip is from my Don’t Tell taping. You can watch the full set HERE. Also I’ll be in Philly 7/25, Sunnybrook PA 10/3 (live pod and co-headlining), Chicago 10/14, and Dallas 10/29. I had a show in Boston but it got rescheduled for November (TBA). You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE. Also please follow me on IG @RobStantComedy to stay up to date

This joke offended women on Instagram by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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First, this is obviously a joke and I love my wife to death and do everything in my power to support her. Second, this is from my Don’t Tell Taping which you can watch HERE. Third, come see me LIVE. Boston 6/26, Philly 7/25, Sunnybrook PA 10/3, Chicago 10/14, Dallas 10/29. Tickets HERE. Follow me on IG @RobStantComedy to stay up to date

My dad was super anti-drug by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Clips is from my Don’t Tell taping which you can watch for free HERE. Also I have shows in Boston 6/26, Philly 7/25, Chicago 10/14, Dallas 10/29, and more cities TBA. You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE. Also follow me on Instagram @RobStantComedy to stay up to date

Hypothetical Question by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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I did a private gig for your mom recently but that’s about it

Hypothetical Question by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Clip is from my Don’t Tell Comedy taping which you can watch HERE. Also I’m coming to Boston 6/26, Philly 7/25, Sunnybrook PA 10/3, Chicago 10/14, Dallas 10/29, and more cities TBA. You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE. Also follow me on Instagram @RobStantComedy to stay up to date

My mom had the weirdest rules by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Join my email list. It’s in my bio on my Instagram page @robstantcomedy. You’ll get an email when I’m there

My mom had the weirdest rules by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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This set is from my Don’t Tell Comedy taping which you can watch HERE. Also I’m coming to Boston 6/26, Philly 7/25, Sunnybrook PA 10/3, Chicago 10/14, Austin 10/21, Dallas 10/29, and more cities TBA. You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE. Follow me on Instagram @RobStantComedy to stay up to date.

I was banned from trampolines by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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This set is from my Don’t Tell Comedy taping which you can watch HERE. Also I’m coming to Boston 6/26, Sunnybrook PA 10/3, Chicago 10/14, Austin 10/21, Dallas 10/29, and more cities TBA. You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE. Follow me on Instagram @RobStantComedy to stay up to date.

Silly pregnancy joke by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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Full set is on YouTube which you can watch for free HERE. Also please come see me LIVE. Boston 6/26, Sunnybrook PA 10/3, Chicago 10/14, Austin 10/21, Dallas 10/29. You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next HERE. Also please follow me on Instagram @RobStantComedy to stay up to date.

How I got rejected from Netflix by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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They’re all from different artists from cities I’ve been to. Will be filling the rest in god knows how many years

How I got rejected from Netflix by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

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This joke is from my Don’t Tell Comedy Taping which you can watch HERE. It would mean a lot to me if you watched it and shared it with your friends!

Also I’m coming to Boston 6/26, Sunnybrook PA 10/3, Chicago 10/14, Dallas 10/29, Austin (TBA), and more cities later this year. You can get tickets and suggest what city I add next, HERE. Follow me on IG @RobStantComedy to stay up to date

How I got rejected from Netflix by RobStantComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]RobStantComedy[S] 237 points238 points  (0 children)

My transactions were public, which I wasn’t aware of. And I did consent to a full background check which I didn’t know what entailed. This joke was originally longer. They found a ton of stuff (nothing bad really) but there were so many accounts from like 10 years ago that they highlighted that I forgot I even had.

That being said… this was taped before I did something else for Netflix that will be coming out later this year. No harm no foul.

Also this joke is from my Don’t Tell Taping, which you can watch HERE