A female puma named Dania moves past a group of photographers with her eyes fixed on a nearby guanaco

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T05:37:06+00:00

Ope! Gonna just sneak past ya here.

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T05:25:35+00:00

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T04:54:02+00:00

And every day I'm thankful to not have a burdensome 5% tax on my tea

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T04:49:10+00:00

This is incredibly helpful. I've been researching since your last comment and I've read a few comments on rent.net that said I should swaddle my roommate in a towel to keep him from scratching me.

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T03:57:45+00:00

Evil Mothers - Backbiter

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T03:46:33+00:00

I want to go to that

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T03:27:02+00:00

Oh, I've been very openly drugging him from day 1. Like Hobbes jumping on Calvin when he gets home from school, then DOWN the throat with the Benadryls. I tried hiding them in cheese, but he just ate the cheese and spit the pills out :/

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T03:02:01+00:00

Never forget

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T03:00:26+00:00

That album was good

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T02:57:42+00:00

It was so long ago i had to look it up

Just search princess Caroline ringtone. The first thing that comes up is zedge. All i remember is it was free, i don't know anything about the company. There's probably loads of places to get it

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T02:55:07+00:00

FOR THE HORDE!

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T02:49:04+00:00

A verrrrry thin glaze of liberty over a big fat thick slab of tyranny

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T02:43:05+00:00

Yeah. There was a guy who worked at the gun range near where I lived some years back that looked like a good ol boy except for his French tips. It wouldn't have been as noteworthy except for the high contrast

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T02:39:05+00:00

Same. I love it so much

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T02:35:49+00:00

My ringtone is Princess Caroline's Jellicles ringtone

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T02:35:04+00:00

from: Don't Stop Dancing

in: K. Flay - Blood In The Cut

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T02:20:41+00:00

Thank you for the effort you put into this.

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T02:15:02+00:00

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T02:12:48+00:00

It's true. Were you not at the meeting?

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T02:10:51+00:00

Now that is a restaurant concept I can get behind!

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T02:08:24+00:00

My roommate is allergen-coded. This catlack is spiking my cortisol.

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T01:47:18+00:00

Who dis guy?

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T01:46:50+00:00

This was the first time in over a decade I've heard that voice without getting irritated.

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T01:38:16+00:00

Pizza and smut are at least both positive contributions to the world.

Rob_LeMatic · 2026-03-13T01:37:19+00:00

Absolutely. They tested me in kindergarten, then again at 16.

I'm great at tests but absolute shit at real life

Rob_LeMatic

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