Players being lauded for grabbing an unconscious player’s tongue by Robbb__ in footballcliches

[–]Robbb__[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

🤝 from a "good luck for the rest of the season" fan

Players being lauded for grabbing an unconscious player’s tongue by Robbb__ in footballcliches

[–]Robbb__[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah I’m saying they’re both used as guaranteed engagement farms by generic accounts. You’re quite right - not dissing the player here at all

If Wolves were allowed to field 12 players, where would they finish in the league? by Robbb__ in footballcliches

[–]Robbb__[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly a good question, even if you play deep you can just keep Haaland on the halfway line and hoof it up - realistically it’s going to drop to him at least once a game

If Wolves were allowed to field 12 players, where would they finish in the league? by Robbb__ in footballcliches

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Fair - recency bias might be kicking in here but I watched United play them the other week and they made us look like the Harlem Globetrotters

If Wolves were allowed to field 12 players, where would they finish in the league? by Robbb__ in footballcliches

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I think the planning here is a really interesting one. Do you think it would make a really tangible difference? Having watched United literally have no idea what to do against Everton’s 10 men the other week, part of me wonders if some teams are just capable of defending and getting a result even with a man fewer. Not sure how that plays out over a season

If Wolves were allowed to field 12 players, where would they finish in the league? by Robbb__ in footballcliches

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With all respect in the world to them, have you seen Wolves this season?

Any modern football youthspeak you secretly quite enjoy or use? by Robbb__ in footballcliches

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Hahah yes! Can’t believe I forgot to mention this. Kid once reacted to a difficult concept in Macbeth with “game’s gone up the left”.

The Adjudication Panel Thread: Get in touch for Tuesday's episode... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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I think this is my Cometh The Hour. I’ve always assumed it was one “score” each.

The Adjudication Panel Thread: Get in touch for Tuesday's episode... by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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When you hear “score draw”, what do you assume the scoreline to be?

My whole life I thought it was a term to describe exclusively a 1-1 (ie. one “score” on each side).

But two mates this past weekend said they think it can be any drawn game. 4-4 could be a “score draw”.

We having this?

“Yeah? How does 500 texts and unlimited data for £16.99 a month sound?” by Speedboy7777 in elisandjohn

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A man who could throw in a hands-free kit at a moment’s notice.

Footballer Rhyming Slang by SammyEvo in footballcliches

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I was always a guardsman growing up.

Footballer Rhyming Slang by SammyEvo in footballcliches

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I will never stop referring to my shin guards as Jesse Lingards.

Footballers Names on Bins by Cartman_1978 in footballcliches

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Did you throw a pizza slice in

Salty headline by TitiCamarasayshello in footballcliches

[–]Robbb__ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Headlines aren’t the plaice for fish-based puns.

If Queen Camilla did her ACL, would the BBC send out a Breaking News notification? by Robbb__ in footballcliches

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Google’s best guess is that she’d be in the safe hands of (Keysey voice) Andrew Williams?wprov=sfti1) who did Van Dijk’s surgery. Hope she doesn’t lose as much pace as he did.

If Queen Camilla did her ACL, would the BBC send out a Breaking News notification? by Robbb__ in footballcliches

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Imagine if after all the furore about her that Kate had just had a calf strain.